Get Up! Get Up!

　　"Get up! Get up! Get out of bed

　　you lazy bum, you sleepyhead."

　　Yes, that is what my mother said

　　at eight-oh-five today.

　　She left the house and drove to work.

　　She'll soon be feeling like a jerk

　　when she finds out -- I have to smirk --

　　today is Saturday.

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