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呵呵,抱歉啊,今天跑出去玩,所以回来晚了。。。

从明天开始就由清风代发几天了哦,欢迎大家来支持哦。。。








Grandson

  A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:

  "Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price."

  Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."

  The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"

  The waiter replied with ease:"Nobody. Just your grandfather."



做孙子

  一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一进饭店就大声嚷嚷:

  "喂,有什么好菜尽管端上来,钱多少我不在乎。"

  服务员听了很不是滋味:"哥儿们,钱多顶个屁,你不照样得做别人的儿子,就是有人要你做孙子你也不敢不做!"

  年青人勃然大怒:"谁敢占老子的便宜?你说,是谁不要命了,胆敢要老子做他的孙子?"

  服务员慢条斯理地答道:"你爷爷!"


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