a panda bear walks into a bar and orders something for lunch.when he finishes, he gets up to leave. suddenly, he pulls a gun and shoots the bar to pieces. he then goes towards the door . the bartender jumps out and shouts,"hey, what are you doing?"the panda answers,"i am a panda bear."the bartender says,"yeah, so ?"the panda answers,"look it up,"and walks out of the door.

the bartender hurries back and looks up "panda bear",and there is a picture. he reads it . it says,"panda bear--a lovely, black and white animal. eats shoots and leaves."
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