据路透社11月27日报道,在爱尔兰有这样一个屡教不改的盗窃犯,他每次行窃都会闹出大笑话,以至于被人们冠以"爱尔兰最笨的贼"的不雅称号,该国警方最近对此人发出了忠告,希望他能尽快结束自己那糟糕而愚蠢的犯罪生涯。
The unnamed man in his 30s has been arrested three times and each heist has brought him closer to the hereafter.
这位现年30多岁且未被公布姓名的男子曾因偷盗行为被警方逮捕过3次,而每次作案都使得他离死神又靠近了一步。
Police took the man into custody and to the hospital at the weekend after he was hit by a lorry while making a getaway from a betting shop robbery, the Irish Sun reported.
此人在上周末因与朋友打赌而去一家商店行窃,在逃跑时被一辆卡车撞倒,警方先是将其拘捕,然后又把他送进了医院。
He has also been plucked from a chimney where he became stuck while trying to burgle a house, and from the ceiling of a bank where he was pinned by a security device. When they arrived at the bank he was dangling by one leg and stuffing cash into his underpants.
此前,他在潜入一所住宅企图行窃时曾被困在了一座烟囱里,后被他人救出。而在另外一次溜进一家银行偷盗时,他被安全装置固定在了天花板上动弹不得,当警方赶到案发现场时,他一边在空中摇晃着自己的一条腿,一边往内裤里塞钞票。
(国际在线独家资讯 张咏 国际在线专稿 未经允许 请勿转载)