Class, Lass and Ass

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."

A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.

班级、情人和蠢驴

汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他在黑板上写道："汤姆教授明天将和大家见面"。

一位学生看到这条通知后，觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了，就走上前，将"class"中的"c"擦掉，将意思变为"汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面"。教授听到笑声，转过身走回来，看了看那位学生，又看看被改动过的通知，不动声色地走上前，把"lass"中的"l"擦掉，将意思改为"汤姆教授明天将和蠢驴见面"。看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生，教授扬长而去。

Be Much Worse

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

可能更糟

警察：当你的手表被抢的时候，你为什么不大声喊叫呢？

男士：如果我张嘴喊叫，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那样情况就更糟了！

Wait a Minute

Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you?

God: It only means a minute.

Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?

God: Just a small coin.

Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin.

God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.

等一分钟

汤姆：我伟大的上帝，一千年对你来说，意味着什么？

上帝：它只意味着一分钟。

汤姆：我万能的上帝，一万枚金币对你来说，意味着什么？

上帝：它只意味着一枚小硬币。

汤姆：我仁慈的上帝，那就请给我一枚小硬币吧！

上帝：好吧，可怜的人，请等一分钟吧。