Mother asked herlittle boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"

"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proudly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."





妈妈问她的小儿子："小宝贝，今天老师都教你些什么？"

独生子骄傲地说："什么也没教，妈妈，她反倒问我一加二等于多少，我告诉她是三。













An unexpected answer

Teacher: What do elephants have that no other animals have?

Pupil: Little elephants.











出乎意料的回答

老师：什么东西只有大象才有，其他动物都没有？

小学生：小象。
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