I urgently needed a few days off work.



But I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.



I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy," then he would tell me to take a few days off.



So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises.



My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.



I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,

so the Boss mightthink I was "Crazy" & give me a few days off.



A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked,

"What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"



I told him I was a light bulb.



He said, "You are clearly stressed ou

"Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."



I jumped down & walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her

"...and where do you think you're going?!"



(You're gonna love this....)

She said,"I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!
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