counsel, O Aliboron? Indeed it was as good as good could be, and it
hath given me rest and
repose, nor will I now depart from it one
tittle. So when they bring me my meat, I will refuse it and blow out
my belly and
counterfeit crank." The ass shook his head and said,
"Beware of so doing, O Father of a Bull!" The buff asked, "Why?" and
the ass answered, "Know that I am about to give thee the best of
counsel, for
verily I heard our owner say to the herd, 'If the bull
rise not from his place to do his work this morning and if he retire
from his
fodder this day, make him over to the
butcher that he may
s
laughter him and give his flesh to the poor, and fashion a bit of
leather from his hide.' Now I fear for thee on
account of this. So
take my advice ere a
calamitybefall thee, and when they bring thee
thy
fodder, eat it and rise up and
bellow and paw the ground, or our
master will
assuredly slay thee. And peace be with thee!"
Thereupon the bull arose and lowed aloud and thanked the ass, and
said, "Tomorrow I will
readily go forth with them." And he at once ate
up all his meat and even licked the
manger. (All this took place and
the owner was listening to their talk.) Next morning the
trader and
his wife went to the bull's crib and sat down, and the driver came and
led forth the bull, who,
seeing his owner, whisked his tail and
brake wind, and frisked about so lustily that the merchant laughed a
loud laugh and kept laughing till he fell on his back. His wife
asked him, "Whereat laughest thou with such loud
laughter as this?"
and he answered her, "I laughed at a secret something which I have
heard and seen but cannot say lest I die my death." She returned,
"Perforce thou must discover it to me, and
disclose the cause of thy
laughing even if thou come by thy death!" But he rejoined, "I cannot
reveal what beasts and birds say in their lingo for fear I die."
Then quoth she: "By Allah, thou liest! This is a mere pretext. Thou
laughest at none save me, and now thou wouldest hide somewhat from me.
But by the Lord of the Heaven, an thou
disclose not the cause I will
no longer cohabit with thee, I will leave thee at once." And she sat
down and cried.
Whereupon quoth the merchant: "Woe betide thee! What means thy
weeping? Fear Allah, and leave these words and query me no more
questions." "Needs must thou tell me the cause of that laugh," said
she, and he replied: "Thou wettest that when I prayed Allah to
vouchsafe me understanding of the tongues of beasts and birds, I
made a vow never to
disclose the secret to any under pain of dying
on the spot." "No matter!" cried she. "Tell me what secret passed
between the bull and the ass and die this very hour an thou be so
minded." And she ceased not to importune him till he was worn-out
and clean distraught. So at last he said, "Summon thy father and thy
mother and our kith and kin and
sundry of our neighbors." Which she
did, and he sent for the kazi and his assessors, intending to make his
will and reveal to her his secret and die the death; for he loved
her with love
exceeding because she was his cousin, the daughter of
his father's brother, and the mother of his children, and he had lived
with her a life of a hundred and twenty years.
Then, having assembled all the family and the folk of his
neighborhood, he said to them, "By me there hangeth a strange story,
and 'tis such that if I discover the secret to any, I am a dead
man." Therefore quoth every one of those present to the woman,
"Allah upon thee, leave this sinful
obstinacy and recognize the
right of this matter, lest haply thy husband and the father of thy
children die." But she rejoined, "I will not turn from it till he tell
me, even though he come by his death." So they ceased to urge her, and
the
trader rose from
amongst them and repaired to an outhouse to
perform the wuzu ablution, and he purposed
thereafter to return and to
tell them his secret and to die.
Now, Daughter Scheherazade, that merchant had in his outhouses
some fifty hens under one cock, and
whilst making ready to farewell
his folk he heard one of his many farm dogs thus address in his own
tongue the cock, who was flapping his wings and crowing lustily and
jumping from one hen's back to another and treading all in turn,
saying: "O Chanticleer! How mean is thy wit and how shameless is thy
conduct! Be he disappointed who brought thee up. Art thou not
ashamed of thy
doings on such a day as this?" "And what," asked the
rooster, "hath occurred this day?" when the dog answered; "Dost thou
not know that our master is this day making ready for his death? His
wife is
resolved that he shall
disclose the secret taught to him by
Allah, and the moment he so doeth he shall surely die. We dogs are all
a-mourning, but thou clappest thy wings and clarionest thy loudest and
treadest hen after hen. Is this an hour for pastime and pleasuring?
Art thou not
ashamed of thyself?"
"Then by Allah," quoth the cock, "is our master a lackwit and a