cafe that same morning to get a glass of vermouth, so it seemed, and
he had found Melanie there. They had conversed, and in the evening
when he returned Phrosine immediately showed him to the inner room.
Two days later Burle reigned there
supreme; still he had not
frightened the
chemist, the vermicelli maker, the
lawyer or the
retired magistrate away. The captain, who was short and dumpy,
worshiped tall, plump women. In his
regiment he had been nicknamed
"Petticoat Burle" on
account of his
constant philandering. Whenever
the officers, and even the privates, met some monstrous-looking
creature, some giantess puffed out with fat, whether she were in
velvet or in rags, they would
invariably exclaim, "There goes one to
Petticoat Burle's taste!" Thus Melanie, with her opulent presence,
quite conquered him. He was lost--quite wrecked. In less than a
fortnight he had fallen to vacuous imbecility. With much the
expression of a whipped hound in the tiny
sunken eyes which lighted
up his bloated face, he was
incessantly watching the widow in mute
adoration before her
masculine features and stubby hair. For fear
that he might be dismissed, he put up with the presence of the other
gentlemen of the divan and spent his pay in the place down to the
last
copper. A
sergeant reviewed the situation in one sentence:
"Petticoat Burle is done for; he's a buried man!"
It was nearly ten o'clock when Major Laguitte
furiously flung the
door of the cafe open. For a moment those inside could see the
deluged square transformed into a dark sea of
liquid mud, bubbling
under the terrible downpour. The major, now soaked to the skin and
leaving a
stream behind him,
strode up to the small
counter where
Phrosine was
reading a novel.
"You little wretch," he yelled, "you have dared to gammon an
officer; you deserve--"
And then he lifted his hand as if to deal a blow such as would have
felled an ox. The little maid
shrank back, terrified, while the
amazed domino players looked, openmouthed. However, the major did
not
linger there--he pushed the divan door open and appeared before
Melanie and Burle just as the widow was playfully making the captain
sip his grog in small spoonfuls, as if she were feeding a pet
canary. Only the ex-magistrate and the
chemist had come that
evening, and they had
retired early in a
melancholy frame of mind.
Then Melanie, being in want of three hundred francs for the morrow,
had taken
advantage of the opportunity to cajole the captain.
"Come." she said, "open your mouth; ain't it nice, you
greedy piggy-
wiggy?"
Burle, flushing
scarlet, with glazed eyes and
sunken figure, was
sucking the spoon with an air of
intense enjoyment.
"Good heavens!" roared the major from the
threshold. "You now play
tricks on me, do you? I'm sent to the
roundabout and told that you
never came here, and yet all the while here you are, addling your
silly brains."
Burle shuddered, pushing the grog away, while Melanie stepped
angrily in front of him as if to
shield him with her portly figure,
but Laguitte looked at her with that quiet,
resolute expression well
known to women who are familiar with
bodily chastisement.
"Leave us," he said curtly.
She hesitated for the space of a second. She almost felt the gust
of the expected blow, and then, white with rage, she joined Phrosine
in the outer room.
When the two men were alone Major Laguitte walked up to Burle,
looked at him and,
slightly stooping, yelled into his face these two
words: "You pig!"
The captain, quite dazed, endeavored to
retort, but he had not time
to do so.
"Silence!" resumed the major. "You have bamboozled a friend. You
palmed off on me a lot of forged
receipts which might have sent both
of us to the
gallows. Do you call that proper
behavior? Is that
the sort of trick to play a friend of thirty years' standing?"
Burle, who had fallen back in his chair, was livid; his limbs shook