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TATTLE, JEREMY.

TATT. Is not that she gone out just now?



JERE. Ay, sir; she's just going to the place of appointment. Ah,

sir, if you are not very faithful and close in this business, you'll



certainly be the death of a person that has a most extraordinary

passion for your honour's service.



TATT. Ay, who's that?

JERE. Even my unworthy self, sir. Sir, I have had an appetite to



be fed with your commands a great while; and now, sir, my former

master having much troubled the fountain of his understanding, it is



a very plausible occasion for me to quench my thirst at the spring

of your bounty. I thought I could not recommend myself better to



you, sir, than by the delivery of a great beauty and fortune into

your arms, whom I have heard you sigh for.



TATT. I'll make thy fortune; say no more. Thou art a pretty

fellow, and canst carry a message to a lady, in a pretty soft kind



of phrase, and with a good persuading accent.

JERE. Sir, I have the seeds of rhetoric and oratory in my head: I



have been at Cambridge.

TATT. Ay; 'tis well enough for a servant to be bred at an



university: but the education is a little too pedantic for a

gentleman. I hope you are secret in your nature: private, close,



ha?

JERE. Oh, sir, for that, sir, 'tis my chief talent: I'm as secret



as the head of Nilus.

TATT. Ay? Who's he, though? A privy counsellor?



JERE. O ignorance! [Aside.] A cunning Egyptian, sir, that with

his arms would overrun the country, yet nobody could ever find out



his head-quarters.

TATT. Close dog! A good whoremaster, I warrant him: --the time



draws nigh, Jeremy. Angelica will be veiled like a nun, and I must

be hooded like a friar, ha, Jeremy?



JERE. Ay, sir; hooded like a hawk, to seize at first sight upon the

quarry. It is the whim of my master's madness to be so dressed, and



she is so in love with him she'll comply with anything to please

him. Poor lady, I'm sure she'll have reason to pray for me, when



she finds what a happy exchange she has made, between a madman and

so accomplished a gentleman.



TATT. Ay, faith, so she will, Jeremy: you're a good friend to her,

poor creature. I swear I do it hardly so much in consideration of



myself as compassion to her.

JERE. 'Tis an act of charity, sir, to save a fine woman with thirty



thousand pound from throwing herself away.

TATT. So 'tis, faith; I might have saved several others in my time,



but, i'gad, I could never find in my heart to marry anybody before.

JERE. Well, sir, I'll go and tell her my master's coming, and meet



you in half a quarter of an hour with your disguise at your own

lodgings. You must talk a little madly: she won't distinguish the



tone of your voice.

TATT. No, no; let me alone for a counterfeit. I'll be ready for



you.

SCENE IV.



TATTLE, MISS PRUE.

MISS. O Mr Tattle, are you here? I'm glad I have found you; I have



been looking up and down for you like anything, till I'm as tired as

anything in the world.



TATT. Oh, pox, how shall I get rid of this foolish girl? [Aside.]

MISS. Oh, I have pure news, I can tell you, pure news. I must not



marry the seaman now--my father says so. Why won't you be my

husband? You say you love me, and you won't be my husband. And I



know you may be my husband now, if you please.

TATT. Oh, fie, miss; who told you so, child?



MISS. Why, my father. I told him that you loved me.

TATT. Oh, fie, miss; why did you do so? And who told you so,



child?

MISS. Who? Why, you did; did not you?



TATT. Oh, pox, that was yesterday, miss, that was a great while

ago, child. I have been asleep since; slept a whole night, and did



not so much as dream of the matter.

MISS. Pshaw--oh, but I dreamt that it was so, though.



TATT. Ay, but your father will tell you that dreams come by

contraries, child. Oh, fie; what, we must not love one another now.



Pshaw, that would be a foolish thing indeed. Fie, fie, you're a

woman now, and must think of a new man every morning and forget him






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