hand to help myself, no words can render an idea of my
difficulties. A
priest, with six or seven others, was examining a
church in process of
repair, and he and his acolytes laughed loudly
as they saw my plight.
I remembered having laughed myself when I had seen good men
struggling with
adversity in the person of a jackass, and the
recollection filled me with penitence. That was in my old light
days, before this trouble came upon me. God knows at least that I
shall never laugh again, thought I. But oh, what a cruel thing is
a farce to those engaged in it!
A little out of the village, Modestine, filled with the demon, set
her heart upon a by-road, and
positively refused to leave it. I
dropped all my bundles, and, I am
ashamed to say, struck the poor
sinner twice across the face. It was
pitiful to see her lift her
head with shut eyes, as if
waiting for another blow. I came very
near crying; but I did a wiser thing than that, and sat squarely
down by the
roadside to consider my situation under the cheerful
influence of
tobacco and a nip of
brandy. Modestine, in the
meanwhile, munched some black bread with a contrite hypocritical
air. It was plain that I must make a sacrifice to the gods of
shipwreck. I threw away the empty bottle destined to carry milk; I
threw away my own white bread, and, disdaining to act by general
average, kept the black bread for Modestine;
lastly, I threw away
the cold leg of
mutton and the egg-whisk, although this last was
dear to my heart. Thus I found room for everything in the basket,
and even stowed the boating-coat on the top. By means of an end of
cord I slung it under one arm; and although the cord cut my
shoulder, and the
jacket hung almost to the ground, it was with a
heart greatly lightened that I set forth again.
I had now an arm free to
thrash Modestine, and
cruelly I chastised
her. If I were to reach the lakeside before dark, she must bestir
her little shanks to some tune. Already the sun had gone down into
a windy-looking mist; and although there were still a few streaks
of gold far off to the east on the hills and the black fir-woods,
all was cold and grey about our
onward path. An infinity of little
country by-roads led
hither and t
hither among the fields. It was
the most pointless
labyrinth. I could see my
destination overhead,
or rather the peak that dominates it; but choose as I pleased, the
roads always ended by turning away from it, and sneaking back
towards the
valley, or
northward along the
margin of the hills.
The failing light, the waning colour, the naked, unhomely, stony
country through which I was travelling, threw me into some
despondency. I promise you, the stick was not idle; I think every
decent step that Modestine took must have cost me at least two
emphatic blows. There was not another sound in the neighbourhood
but that of my unwearying bastinado.
Suddenly, in the midst of my toils, the load once more bit the
dust, and, as by
enchantment, all the cords were simultaneously
loosened, and the road scattered with my dear possessions. The
packing was to begin again from the
beginning; and as I had to
invent a new and better
system, I do not doubt but I lost half an
hour. It began to be dusk in
earnest as I reached a
wilderness of
turf and stones. It had the air of being a road which should lead
everywhere at the same time; and I was falling into something not
unlike
despair when I saw two figures stalking towards me over the
stones. They walked one behind the other like tramps, but their
pace was
remarkable. The son led the way, a tall, ill-made,
sombre, Scottish-looking man; the mother followed, all in her
Sunday's best, with an elegantly embroidered
ribbon to her cap, and
a new felt hat atop, and proffering, as she
strode along with
kilted petticoats, a string of obscene and blasphemous oaths.