warm clothing - besides my travelling wear of country velveteen,
pilot-coat, and knitted
spencer - some books, and my railway-rug,
which, being also in the form of a bag, made me a double castle for
cold nights. The
permanent larder was represented by cakes of
chocolate and tins of Bologna
sausage. All this, except what I
carried about my person, was easily stowed into the sheepskin bag;
and by good fortune I threw in my empty knapsack, rather for
convenience of
carriage than from any thought that I should want it
on my journey. For more immediate needs I took a leg of cold
mutton, a bottle of Beaujolais, an empty bottle to carry milk, an
egg-beater, and a
considerable quantity of black bread and white,
like Father Adam, for myself and
donkey, only in my
scheme of
things the destinations were reversed.
Monastrians, of all shades of thought in
politics, had agreed in
threatening me with many ludicrous misadventures, and with sudden
death in many
surprising forms. Cold, wolves, robbers, above all
the nocturnal practical joker, were daily and eloquently forced on
my attention. Yet in these vaticinations, the true,
patent danger
was left out. Like Christian, it was from my pack I suffered by
the way. Before telling my own mishaps, let me in two words relate
the lesson of my experience. If the pack is well strapped at the
ends, and hung at full length - not doubled, for your life - across
the pack-
saddle, the traveller is safe. The
saddle will certainly
not fit, such is the imperfection of our transitory life; it will
assuredly topple and tend to overset; but there are stones on every
roadside, and a man soon learns the art of correcting any tendency
to overbalance with a well-adjusted stone.
On the day of my
departure I was up a little after five; by six, we
began to load the
donkey; and ten minutes after, my hopes were in
the dust. The pad would not stay on Modestine's back for half a
moment. I returned it to its maker, with whom I had so
contumelious a passage that the street outside was
crowded from
wall to wall with gossips looking on and listening. The pad
changed hands with much vivacity; perhaps it would be more
descriptive to say that we threw it at each other's heads; and, at
any rate, we were very warm and unfriendly, and spoke with a deal
of freedom.
I had a common
donkey pack-
saddle - a BARDE, as they call it -
fitted upon Modestine; and once more loaded her with my effects.
The doubled sack, my pilot-coat (for it was warm, and I was to walk
in my waistcoat), a great bar of black bread, and an open basket
containing the white bread, the
mutton, and the bottles, were all
corded together in a very
elaboratesystem of knots, and I looked
on the result with fatuous content. In such a
monstrous deck-
cargo, all poised above the
donkey's shoulders, with nothing below
to balance, on a brand-new pack-
saddle that had not yet been worn
to fit the animal, and
fastened with brand-new girths that might be
expected to stretch and
slacken by the way, even a very careless
traveller should have seen
disaster brewing. That
elaboratesystemof knots, again, was the work of too many sympathisers to be very
artfully designed. It is true they tightened the cords with a
will; as many as three at a time would have a foot against
Modestine's quarters, and be hauling with clenched teeth; but I
learned afterwards that one
thoughtful person, without any exercise
of force, can make a more solid job than half-a-dozen heated and
enthusiastic grooms. I was then but a
novice; even after the
misadventure of the pad nothing could
disturb my
security, and I
went forth from the
stable door as an ox goeth to the slaughter.
THE GREEN DONKEY-DRIVER
THE bell of Monastier was just
striking nine as I got quit of these
preliminary troubles and descended the hill through the common. As
long as I was within sight of the windows, a secret shame and the
fear of some laughable defeat
withheld me from tampering with
Modestine. She tripped along upon her four small hoofs with a
sober daintiness of gait; from time to time she shook her ears or
her tail; and she looked so small under the
bundle that my mind
misgave me. We got across the ford without difficulty - there was
no doubt about the matter, she was docility itself - and once on
the other bank, where the road begins to mount through pine-woods,