powerful, and felt no shame in owning to the weakness.
Something was once wanted from the crazy
platform over the
shaft, and he at once refused to
venture there - "did not
like," as he said, "foolen' round them kind o' places," and
let my wife go instead of him, looking on with a grin.
Vanity, where it rules, is usually more
heroic: but Irvine
steadily approved himself, and expected others to approve
him; rather looked down upon my wife, and
decidedly expected
her to look up to him, on the strength of his superior
prudence.
Yet the strangest part of the whole matter was perhaps this,
that Irvine was as beautiful as a
statue. His features were,
in themselves, perfect; it was only his cloudy,
uncouth, and
coarse expression that disfigured them. So much strength
residing in so spare a frame was proof sufficient of the
accuracy of his shape. He must have been built somewhat
after the pattern of Jack Sheppard; but the famous
housebreaker, we may be certain, was no lout. It was by the
extraordinary powers of his mind no less than by the vigour
of his body, that he broke his strong prison with such
imperfect implements, turning the very obstacles to service.
Irvine, in the same case, would have sat down and spat, and
grumbled curses. He had the soul of a fat sheep, but,
regarded as an artist's model, the
exterior of a Greek God.
It was a cruel thought to persons less
favoured in their
birth, that this creature, endowed - to use the language of
theatres - with
extraordinary "means," should so manage to
misemploy them that he looked ugly and almost deformed. It
was only by an effort of abstraction, and after many days,
that you discovered what he was.
By playing on the oaf's
conceit, and
standing closely over
him, we got a path made round the corner of the dump to our
door, so that we could come and go with
decent ease; and he
even enjoyed the work, for in that there were boulders to be
plucked up
bodily, bushes to be uprooted, and other occasions
for
athletic display: but cutting wood was a different
matter. Anybody could cut wood; and, besides, my wife was
tired of supervising him, and had other things to attend to.
And, in short, days went by, and Irvine came daily, and
talked and
lounged and spat; but the
firewood remained intact
as sleepers on the
platform or growing trees upon the
mountainside. Irvine, as a woodcutter, we could tolerate;
but Irvine as a friend of the family, at so much a day, was
too bald an imposition, and at length, on the afternoon of
the fourth or fifth day of our
connection, I explained to
him, as clearly as I could, the light in which I had grown to
regard his presence. I
pointed out to him that I could not
continue to give him a salary for spitting on the floor; and
this expression, which came after a good many others, at last
penetrated his obdurate wits. He rose at once, and said if
that was the way he was going to be spoke to, he reckoned he
would quit. And, no one interposing, he departed.
So far, so good. But we had no
firewood. The next
afternoon, I strolled down to Rufe's and consulted him on the
subject. It was a very droll
interview, in the large, bare
north room of the Silverado Hotel, Mrs. Hanson's patchwork on
a frame, and Rufe, and his wife, and I, and the oaf himself,
all more or less embarrassed. Rufe announced there was
nobody in the neighbourhood but Irvine who could do a day's
work for anybody. Irvine,
thereupon, refused to have any
more to do with my service; he "wouldn't work no more for a
man as had spoke to him's I had done." I found myself on the
point of the last
humiliation -
driven to
beseech the
creature whom I had just dismissed with
insult: but I took
the high hand in
despair, said there must be no talk of
Irvine coming back unless matters were to be differently
managed; that I would rather chop
firewood for myself than be
fooled; and, in short, the Hansons being eager for the lad's
hire, I so imposed upon them with merely
affected resolution,
that they ended by begging me to re-employ him again, on a
solemn promise that he should be more
industrious. The
promise, I am bound to say, was kept. We soon had a fine
pile of
firewood at our door; and if Caliban gave me the cold
shoulder and spared me his conversation, I thought none the