dine the
drunken dukes, and make poor chambermaids
envious a thousand
miles inland!"
"There should be a high
tariff on
drunken dukes," I said.
"You'll never get it!" he declared. "It's the Republican party whose
daughters marry them."
I rocked with
enjoyment where I sat; he was so
refreshing. And I agreed
with him so well. "You're every bit as good as Miss Beaufain," I cried.
"Oh, no; oh, no! But I often think if we could only deport the negroes
and Newport together to one of our distant islands, how happily our two
chief problems would be solved!"
I still rocked. "Newport would, indeed, enjoy your plan for it. Do go
on!" I entreated him But he had, for the moment, ceased; and I rose to
stretch my legs and
saunter among the old headstones and the wafted
fragrance.
His aunt (or his cousin, or
whichever of them it had been) was certainly
right as to his inheriting a pleasant and
pointed gift of speech; and a
responsive
audience helps us all. Such an
audience I certainly was for
young John Mayrant, yet beneath the animation that our talk had filled
his eyes with lay (I seemed to see or feel) that other mood all the time,
the mood which had caused the girl behind the
counter to say to me that
he was "anxious about something." The
unhappy youth, I was gradually to
learn, was much more than that--he was in a
tangle of anxieties. He
talked to me as a sick man turns in bed from pain; the pain goes on, but
the pillow for a while is cool.
Here there broke upon us a little
interruption, so diverting, so utterly
like the whole
quaint tininess of Kings Port, that I should tell it to
you, even if it did not bear directly upon the matter which was beginning
so
actively to concern me--the love difficulties of John Mayrant.
It was the letter-carrier.
We had come, from our secluded seats, round a corner, and so by the
vestry door and down the walk beside the church, and as I read to myself
the initials upon the stones
wherewith the walk was paved, I drew near
the half-open
gateway upon Worship Street. The postman was descending the
steps of the
post-office opposite. He saw me through the gate and paused.
He knew me, too! My face, easily marked out amid the
resident faces he
was familiar with, had at once caught his attention; very likely he, too,
had by now
learned that I was interested in the battle of Cowpens; but I
did not ask him this. He crossed over and handed me a letter.
"No use," he said most
politely, "takin' it away down to Mistress
Trevise's when you're right here, sir. Northern mail eight hours late
to-day," he added, and bowing, was gone upon his route.
My home letter, from a man, an
intimaterunning mate of mine, soon had my
full attention, for on the second page it said:--
"I have just got back from accompanying her to Baltimore. One of us went
as far as Washington with her on the train. We gave her a dinner
yesterday at the March Hare by way of
farewell. She tried our new
toboggan fire-escape on a bet. Clean from the attic, my boy. I imagine
our native girls will
rejoice at her
departure. However, nobody's engaged
to her, at least nobody here. How many may fancy themselves so elsewhere
I can't say. Her name is Hortense Rieppe."
I suppose I must have been silent after finishing this letter.
"No bad news, I trust?" John Mayrant inquired.
I told him no; and
presently we had resumed our seats in the quiet charm
of the flowers.
I now spoke with an
intention. "What a lot you seem to have seen and
suffered of the
advanced Newport!"
The
intentionwrought its due and immediate effect. "Yes. There was no
choice. I had gone to Newport upon--upon an
urgent matter, which took me
among those people."
He dwelt upon the pictures that came up in his mind. But he took me away
again from the "
urgent matter."
"I saw," he resumed more
briskly, "fifteen or twenty--most amazing,
sir!--young men, some of them not any older than I am, who had so many
millions that they could easily--" he paused, casting about for some
expression adequate--"could buy Kings Port and put it under a glass case
in a museum--my aunts and all--and never know it!" He livened with
disrespectful mirth over his own picture of his aunts, purchased by
millionaire steel or coal for the purposes of public edification.
"And a very good thing if they could be," I declared.
He wondered a moment. "My aunts? Under a glass case?"
"Yes, indeed--and with all deference be it said! They'd be more
invaluable, more
instructive, than the classics of a thousand libraries."
He was prepared not to be pleased. "May I ask to whom and for what?"
"Why, you ought to see! You've just been
saying it yourself. They would
teach our bulging automobilists, our unlicked boy cubs, our
alcoholic