Then a water-hydrant played its part in the cosmogony,
the buggy became matchwood as foreordained, and the
driver rested very quietly where he had been flung on the
asphalt in front of a certain brownstone mansion.
They came out and had him inside very
promptly. And
there was one who made herself a pillow for his head,
and cared for no curious eyes, bending over and saying,
"Oh, it was you; it was you all the time, Bobby! Couldn't
you see it? And if you die, why, so must I, and -- "
But in all this wind we must hurry to keep in touch
with our paper.
Policeman O'Brine arrested it as a
character dangerous
to
traffic. Straightening its dishevelled leaves with his
big, slow fingers, he stood a few feet from the family
entrance of the Shandon Bells Caf? One
headline he
spelled out ponderously: "The Papers to the Front in a
Move to Help the Police."
But, whisht! The voice of Danny, the head bartender,
through the crack of the door: "Here's a nip for ye, Mike,
ould man."
Behind the
widespread, amicable
columns of the press
Policeman O'Brine receives
swiftly his nip of the real
stuff. He moves away, stalwart, refreshed, fortified,
to his duties. Might not the editor man view with pride
the early, the
spiritual, the literal fruit that had blessed
his labours.
Policeman O'Brine folded the paper and poked it
playfully under the arm of a small boy that was passing.
That boy was named Johnny, and he took the paper
home with him. His sister was named Gladys, and
she had written to the beauty editor of the paper asking
for the
practicable touchstone of beauty. That was
weeks ago, and she had ceased to look for an answer.
Gladys was a pale girl, with dull eyes and a discontented
expression. She was dressing to go up to the avenue to
get some braid. Beneath her skirt she pinned two leaves
of the paper Johnny had brought. When she walked the
rustling sound was an exact
imitation of the real thing.
On the street she met the Brown girl from the flat
below and stopped to talk. The Brown girl turned green.
Only silk at $5 a yard could make the sound that she
heard when Gladys moved. The Brown girl, consumed
by
jealousy, said something spiteful and went her way,
with pinched lips.
Gladys proceeded toward the avenue. Her eyes now
sparkled like jagerfonteins. A rosy bloom visited her
cheeks; a
triumphant, subtle, vivifying, smile transfigured
her face. She was beautiful. Could the beauty editor
have seen her then! There was something in her answer
in the paper, I believe, about cultivating kind feelings
toward others in order to make plain features attractive.
The labour leader against whom the paper's solemn
and weighty
editorialinjunction was laid was the father
of Gladys and Johnny. He picked up the remains of
the
journal from which Gladys had ravished a cosmetic
of
silken sounds. The
editorial did not come under his
eye, but instead it was greeted by one of those ingenious
and specious
puzzle problems that enthrall alike the
simpleton and the sage.
The labour leader tore off half of the page, provided
himself with table, pencil and paper and glued himself
to his
puzzle.
Three hours later, after
waitingvainly for him at the
appointed place, other more
conservative leaders declared
and ruled in favour of
arbitration, and the strike with its
attendant dangers was averted. Subsequent editions
of the paper referred, in coloured inks, to the clarion tone
of its successful denunciation of the labour leader's
intended designs.
The remaining leaves of the active
journal also went
loyally to the proving of its potency.
When Johnny returned from school he sought a secluded
spot and removed the
missingcolumns from the inside of
his clothing, where they had been artfully distributed so as
to
successfully defend such areas as are generally attacked