time as you may remain with me. For this purpose, my honored
guests, I have ordered a
banquet to be prepared. Fish, fowl,
and flesh, roasted, and in
luscious stews, and seasoned, I
trust, to all your tastes, are ready to be served up. If your
appetites tell you it is dinner time, then come with me to the
festal
saloon."
At this kind
invitation, the hungry mariners were quite
overjoyed; and one of them,
taking upon himself to be
spokesman,
assured their
hospitablehostess that any hour of
the day was dinner time with them,
whenever they could get
flesh to put in the pot, and fire to boil it with. So the
beautiful woman led the way; and the four
maidens (one of them
had sea-green hair, another a bodice of oak bark, a third
sprinkled a
shower of water drops from her fingers' ends, and
the fourth had some other oddity, which I have forgotten), all
these followed behind, and
hurried the guests along, until they
entered a
magnificentsaloon. It was built in a perfect oval,
and lighted from a
crystal dome above. Around the walls were
ranged two and twenty
thrones, overhung by canopies of crimson
and gold, and provided with the softest of cushions, which were
tasselled and fringed with gold cord. Each of the strangers was
invited to sit down; and there they were, two and twenty storm-
beaten mariners, in worn and
tattered garb, sitting on two and
twenty cushioned and canopied
thrones, so rich and gorgeous
that the proudest
monarch had nothing more splendid in his
stateliest hall.
Then you might have seen the guests nodding, winking with one
eye, and leaning from one
throne to another, to communicate
their
satisfaction in
hoarse whispers.
"Our good
hostess has made kings of us all," said one. "Ha! do
you smell the feast? I'll engage it will be fit to set before
two and twenty kings."
"I hope," said another, "it will be,
mainly, good substantial
joints, sirloins, spareribs, and
hinder quarters, without too
many kickshaws. If I thought the good lady would not take it
amiss, I should call for a fat slice of fried bacon to begin
with."
Ah, the gluttons and gormandizers! You see how it was with
them. In the loftiest seats of
dignity, on royal
thrones, they
could think of nothing but their
greedyappetite, which was the
portion of their nature that they shared with wolves and swine;
so that they resembled those vilest of animals far more than
they did kings--if, indeed, kings were what they ought to be.
But the beautiful woman now clapped her hands; and immediately
there entered a train of two and twenty serving man, bringing
dishes of the richest food, all hot from the kitchen fire, and
sending up such a steam that it hung like a cloud below the
crystal dome of the
saloon. An equal number of attendants
brought great flagons of wine, of various kinds, some of which
sparkled as it was poured out, and went bubbling down the
throat; while, of other sorts, the
purpleliquor was so clear
that you could see the
wrought figures at the bottom of the
goblet. While the servants supplied the two and twenty guests
with food and drink, the
hostess and her four
maidens went from
one
throne to another, exhorting them to eat their fill, and to
quaff wine abundantly, and thus to
recompense them- selves, at
this one
banquet, for the many days when they had gone without
a dinner. But
whenever the mariners were not looking at them
(which was pretty often, as they looked
chiefly into the basins
and platters), the beautiful woman and her damsels turned
aside, and laughed. Even the servants, as they knelt down to
present the dishes, might be seen to grin and sneer, while the
guests were helping themselves to the offered dainties.
And, once in a while, the strangers seemed to taste something
that they did not like.
"Here is an odd kind of spice in this dish," said one. "I can't
say it quite suits my palate. Down it goes, however."
"Send a good
draught of wine down your
throat," said his
comrade on the next
throne. "That is the stuff to make this
sort of
cookeryrelish well. Though I must needs say, the wine
has a queer taste too. But the more I drink of it, the better I
like the flavor."
Whatever little fault they might find with the dishes, they sat