slew the great Antaeus shall lay me
prostrate, like him, on the
soil which I give my life to defend."
So
saying, this
valiant Pygmy drew out his
weapon (which was
terrible to behold, being as long as the blade of a penknife),
and sent the scabbard whirling over the heads of the
multitude.
His speech was followed by an
uproar of
applause, as its
patriotism and self-devotion
unquestionably deserved; and the
shouts and clapping of hands would have been greatly prolonged,
had they not been rendered quite inaudible by a deep
respiration, vulgarly called a snore, from the sleeping
Hercules.
It was finally
decided that the whole nation of Pygmies should
set to work to destroy Hercules; not, be it understood, from
any doubt that a single
champion would be
capable of putting
him to the sword, but because he was a public enemy, and all
were
desirous of sharing in the glory of his defeat. There was
a
debate whether the national honor did not demand that a
herald should be sent with a
trumpet, to stand over the ear of
Hercules, and after blowing a blast right into it, to defy him
to the
combat by
formalproclamation. But two or three
venerable and sagacious Pygmies, well versed in state affairs,
gave it as their opinion that war already existed, and that it
was their
rightfulprivilege to take the enemy by surprise.
Moreover, if awakened, and allowed to get upon his feet,
Hercules might happen to do them a
mischief before he could be
beaten down again. For, as these sage counselors remarked, the
stranger's club was really very big, and had rattled like a
thunderbolt against the skull of Antaeus. So the Pygmies
resolved to set aside all foolish punctilios, and
assail their
antagonist at once.
Accordingly, all the fighting men of the nation took their
weapons, and went
boldly up to Hercules, who still lay fast
asleep, little dreaming of the harm which the Pygmies meant to
do him. A body of twenty thousand archers marched in front,
with their little bows all ready, and the arrows on the string.
The same number were ordered to
clamber upon Hercules, some
with spades to dig his eyes out, and others with bundles of
hay, and all manner of
rubbish with which they intended to plug
up his mouth and nostrils, so that he might
perish for lack of
breath. These last, however, could by no means perform their
appointed duty;
inasmuch as the enemy's
breath rushed out of
his nose in an obstreperous
hurricane and
whirlwind, which blew
the Pygmies away as fast as they came nigh. It was found
necessary,
therefore, to hit upon some other method of carrying
on the war.
After
holding a council, the captains ordered their troops to
collect sticks, straws, dry weeds, and
whatever combustible
stuff they could find, and make a pile of it, heaping it high
around the head of Hercules. As a great many thousand Pygmies
were employed in this task, they soon brought together several
bushels of inflammatory matter, and raised so tall a heap,
that, mounting on its
summit, they were quite upon a level with
the sleeper's face. The archers,
meanwhile, were stationed
within bow shot, with orders to let fly at Hercules the instant
that he stirred. Everything being in
readiness, a torch was
applied to the pile, which immediately burst into flames, and
soon waxed hot enough to roast the enemy, had he but chosen to
lie still. A Pygmy, you know, though so very small, might set
the world on fire, just as easily as a Giant could; so that
this was certainly the very best way of
dealing with their foe,
provided they could have kept him quiet while the conflagration
was going forward.
But no sooner did Hercules begin to be scorched, than up he
started, with his hair in a red blaze.
"What's all this?" he cried, bewildered with sleep, and staring
about him as if he expected to see another Giant.
At that moment the twenty thousand archers twanged their
bowstrings, and the arrows came whizzing, like so many winged
mosquitoes, right into the face of Hercules. But I doubt
whether more than half a dozen of them punctured the skin,
which was
remarkably tough, as you know the skin of a hero has
good need to be.