countenance made her stop and stare.
"Solomon. . . . Oh! . . . Mrs. Rout," stuttered the young man,
very red in the face, "I must say . . . I don't. . . ."
"He's my husband," she announced in a great shout, throwing
herself back in the chair. Perceiving the joke, she laughed
immoderately with a
handkerchief to her eyes, while he sat
wearing a forced smile, and, from his inexperience of jolly
women, fully persuaded that she must be deplorably
insane. They
were excellent friends afterwards; for, absolving her from
irreverent
intention, he came to think she was a very worthy
person indeed; and he
learned in time to receive without
flinching other scraps of Solomon's wisdom.
"For my part," Solomon was reported by his wife to have said
once, "give me the dullest ass for a
skipper before a rogue.
There is a way to take a fool; but a rogue is smart and
slippery." This was an airy generalization drawn from the
particular case of Captain MacWhirr's
honesty, which, in itself,
had the heavy obviousness of a lump of clay. On the other hand,
Mr. Jukes,
unable to generalize,
unmarried, and unengaged, was in
the habit of
opening his heart after another fashion to an old
chum and former shipmate,
actually serving as second officer on
board an Atlantic liner.
First of all he would insist upon the
advantages of the Eastern
trade, hinting at its
superiority to the Western ocean service.
He extolled the sky, the seas, the ships, and the easy life of
the Far East. The NanShan, he affirmed, was second to none as a
sea-boat.
"We have no brass-bound uniforms, but then we are like brothers
here," he wrote. "We all mess together and live like
fighting-cocks. . . . All the chaps of the black-squad are as
decent as they make that kind, and old Sol, the Chief, is a dry
stick. We are good friends. As to our old man, you could not
find a quieter
skipper. Sometimes you would think he hadn't
sense enough to see anything wrong. And yet it isn't that. Can't
be. He has been in command for a good few years now. He doesn't
do anything
actually foolish, and gets his ship along all right
without worrying anybody. I believe he hasn't brains enough to
enjoy kicking up a row. I don't take
advantage of him. I would
scorn it. Outside the
routine of duty he doesn't seem to
understand more than half of what you tell him. We get a laugh
out of this at times; but it is dull, too, to be with a man like
this -- in the long-run. Old Sol says he hasn't much
conversation. Conversation! O Lord! He never talks. The other
day I had been yarning under the
bridge with one of the
engineers, and he must have heard us. When I came up to take my
watch, he steps out of the chart-room and has a good look all
round, peeps over at the sidelights, glances at the compass,
squints
upward at the stars. That's his regular performance.
By-and-by he says: 'Was that you talking just now in the port
alleyway?' 'Yes, sir.' 'With the third engineer?' 'Yes, sir.'
He walks off to starboard, and sits under the dodger on a little
campstool of his, and for half an hour perhaps he makes no sound,
except that I heard him
sneeze once. Then after a while I hear
him getting up over there, and he strolls across to port, where I
was. 'I can't understand what you can find to talk about,' says
he. 'Two solid hours. I am not blaming you. I see people
ashoreat it all day long, and then in the evening they sit down and
keep at it over the drinks. Must be
saying the same things over
and over again. I can't understand.'
"Did you ever hear anything like that? And he was so patient
about it. It made me quite sorry for him. But he is
exasperating, too, sometimes. Of course one would not do
anything to vex him even if it were worth while. But it isn't.
He's so jolly
innocent that if you were to put your thumb to your
nose and wave your fingers at him he would only wonder
gravely to
himself what got into you. He told me once quite simply that he
found it very difficult to make out what made people always act
so queerly. He's too dense to trouble about, and that's the
truth."
Thus wrote Mr. Jukes to his chum in the Western ocean trade, out
of the fulness of his heart and the
liveliness of his fancy.
He had expressed his honest opinion. It was not worthwhile
trying to
impress a man of that sort. If the world had been full