Tummasook and the woman Ipsukuk rolled on the ground in pain, and
with them there were
divers others, also Moosu. I
thrust aside
those that cluttered the way of my feet, and put the mouth of the
bottle to Moosu's lips. And
straightway he became well and ceased
his howling. Whereat there was a great clamour for the bottle from
the others so
stricken. But I made harangue, and ere they tasted
and were made well I had mulcted Tummasook of his
copperkettle and
kerosene can, and the woman Ipsukuk of her sugar and
molasses, and
the other sick ones of
goodly measures of flour. The shaman
glowered wickedly at the people around my knees, though he poorly
concealed the wonder that lay beneath. But I held my head high,
and Moosu groaned beneath the loot as he followed my heels to the
shack.
"There I set to work. In Tummasook's
copperkettle I mixed three
quarts of wheat flour with five of
molasses, and to this I added of
water twenty quarts. Then I placed the
kettle near the lamp, that
it might sour in the
warmth and grow strong. Moosu understood, and
said my
wisdom passed under
standing and was greater than Solomon's,
who he had heard was a wise man of old time. The
kerosene can I
set over the lamp, and to its nose I affixed a snout, and into the
snout the bone that was like a gooseneck. I sent Moosu without to
pound ice, while I connected the
barrel of his gun with the
gooseneck, and
midway on the
barrel I piled the ice he had pounded.
And at the far end of the gun-
barrel, beyond the pan of ice, I
placed a small iron pot. When the brew was strong enough (and it
was two days ere it could stand on its own legs), I filled the
kerosene can with it, and lighted the wicks I had braided.
"Now that all was ready, I spoke to Moosu. 'Go forth,' I said, 'to
the chief men of the village, and give them greeting, and bid them
come into my igloo and sleep the night away with me and the gods.'
"The brew was singing
merrily when they began shoving aside the
skin flap and crawling in, and I was heaping
cracked ice on the
gun-
barrel. Out of the priming hole at the far end, drip, drip,
drip into the iron pot fell the liquor--HOOCH, you know. But
they'd never seen the like, and giggled
nervously when I made
harangue about its virtues. As I talked I noted the
jealousy in
the shaman's eye, so when I had done, I placed him side by side
with Tummasook and the woman Ipsukuk. Then I gave them to drink,
and their eyes watered and their stomachs warmed, till from being
afraid they reached
greedily for more; and when I had them well
started, I turned to the others. Tummasook made a brag about how
he had once killed a polar bear, and in the
vigour of his pantomime
nearly slew his mother's brother. But nobody heeded. The woman
Ipsukuk fell to
weeping for a son lost long years agone in the ice,
and the shaman made incantation and
prophecy. So it went, and
before morning they were all on the floor,
sleeping soundly with
the gods.
"The story tells itself, does it not? The news of the magic potion
spread. It was too marvellous for
utterance. Tongues could tell
but a tithe of the miracles it performed. It eased pain, gave
surcease to sorrow, brought back old memories, dead faces, and
forgotten dreams. It was a fire that ate through all the blood,
and, burning, burned not. It stoutened the heart, stiffened the
back, and made men more than men. It revealed the future, and gave
visions and
prophecy. It brimmed with
wisdom and unfolded secrets.
There was no end of the things it could do, and soon there was a
clamouring on all hands to sleep with the gods. They brought their
warmest furs, their strongest dogs, their best meats; but I sold
the hooch with
discretion, and only those were
favoured that
brought flour and
molasses and sugar. And such stores poured in
that I set Moosu to build a cache to hold them, for there was soon
no space in the igloo. Ere three days had passed Tummasook had
gone
bankrupt. The shaman, who was never more than half drunk
after the first night, watched me closely and hung on for the
better part of the week. But before ten days were gone, even the
woman Ipsukuk exhausted her provisions, and went home weak and
tottery.
"But Moosu complained. 'O master,' he said, 'we have laid by great
wealth in
molasses and sugar and flour, but our shack is yet mean,
our clothes thin, and our
sleeping furs mangy. There is a call of
the belly for meat the stench of which offends not the stars, and
for tea such as Tummasook guzzles, and there is a great yearning
for the
tobacco of Neewak, who is shaman and who plans to destroy
us. I have flour until I am sick, and sugar and
molasses without
stint, yet is the heart of Moosu sore and his bed empty.'
"'Peace!' I answered, 'thou art weak of under
standing and a fool.