"And so it went, with the
monotony of clockwork, fifteen seconds to the man,
four men to the minute, the mugs bobbing up and down in turn like marionettes.
The clerk called the name, the bailiff the offence, the judge the
sentence,
and the man sat down. That was all. Simple, eh? Superb!
"Chi Slim nudged me. 'Give'm a SPIEL, Cinders. You kin do it.'
"I shook my head.
"'G'wan,' he urged. 'Give 'm a ghost story The mugs'll take it all right. And
you kin throw yer feet fer
tobacco for us till we get out.'
"'L. C. Randolph!' the clerk called.
"I stood up, but a hitch came in the proceedings. The clerk whispered to the
judge, and the bailiff smiled.
"'You are a newspaper man, I understand, Mr. Randolph?' his Honor remarked
sweetly.
"It took me by surprise, for I had forgotten the COWBELL in the
excitement of
succeeding events, and I now saw myself on the edge of the pit I had digged.
"'That's yer GRAFT. Work it,' Slim prompted.
"'It's all over but the shouting,' I groaned back, but Slim,
unaware of the
article, was puzzled.
"'Your Honor,' I answered, 'when I can get work, that is my occupation.'
"'You take quite an interest in local affairs, I see.' (Here his Honor took up
the morning's COWBELL and ran his eye up and down a
column I knew was mine.)
'Color is good,' he commented, an
appreciativetwinkle in his eyes; 'pictures
excellent, characterized by broad, Sargent-like effects. Now this . . . this
judge you have depicted . . . you, ah, draw from life, I presume?'
"'Rarely, your I Honor,' I answered. 'Composites, ideals, rather . . . er,
types, I may say.'
"'But you have color, sir,
unmistakable color,' he continued.
"'That is splashed on afterward,' I explained.
"'This judge, then, is not modelled from life, as one might be led to
believe?'
"'No, your Honor.'
"'Ah, I see, merely a type of
judicial wickedness?'
"'Nay, more, your Honor,' I said
boldly, 'an ideal.'
"'Splashed with local color afterward? Ha! Good! And may I
venture to ask how
much you received for this bit of work?'
"'Thirty dollars, your Honor.'
"'Hum, good!' And his tone
abruptly changed. 'Young man, local color is a bad
thing. I find you
guilty of it and
sentence you to thirty days' imprisonment,
or, at your pleasure,
impose a fine of thirty dollars.'
"'Alas!' said I, 'I spent the thirty dollars in riotous living.'
"'And thirty days more for
wasting your substance.'
"'Next case!' said his Honor to the clerk.
"Slim was stunned. 'Gee!' he whispered. 'Gee the push gets ten days and you
get sixty. Gee!'"
Leith struck a match, lighted his dead cigar, and opened the book on his
knees. "Returning to the original conversation, don't you find, Anak, that
though Loria handles the bipartition of the revenues with scrupulous care, he
yet omits one important
factor, namely--"
"Yes," I said
absently; "yes."
AMATEUR NIGHT
THE
elevator boy smiled
knowingly to him self. When he took her up, he had
noted the
sparkle in her eyes, the color in her cheeks. His little cage had
quite warmed with the glow of her repressed
eagerness. And now, on the down
trip, it was glacier-like. The
sparkle and the color were gone. She was
frowning, and what little he could see of her eyes was cold and steel-gray.
Oh, he knew the symptoms, he did. He was an
observer, and he knew it, too, and
some day, when he was big enough, he was going to be a
reporter, sure. And in
the
meantime he
studied the
procession of life as it streamed up and down
eighteen sky-scraper floors in his
elevator car. He slid the door open for her
sympathetically and watched her trip determinedly out into the street.
There was a robustness in her
carriage which came of the soil rather than of
the city
pavement. But it was a robustness in a finer than the wonted sense, a
vigorous daintiness, it might be called, which gave an
impression of virility
with none of the womanly left out. It told of a
heredity of seekers and
fighters, of people that worked stoutly with head and hand, of ghosts that
reached down out of the misty past and moulded and made her to be a doer of
things.
But she was a little angry, and a great deal hurt. "I can guess what you would
tell me," the editor had kindly but
firmly interrupted her lengthy preamble in
the long-looked-forward-to
interview just ended. "And you have told me
enough," he had gone on (heartlessly, she was sure, as she went over the
conversation in its freshness). "You have done no newspaper work. You are
undrilled, undisciplined, unhammered into shape. You have received a
high-school education, and possibly topped it off with
normal school or