"I--I kind of thought, somehow, you didn't like me," he explained. "Wasn't it
funny for me to make such a mistake?" And at the thought he held his sides
with laughter.
"What is her name?" he managed to ask between paroxysms.
"Bellona," I said.
"He! he!" he tittered. "What a funny name."
I gritted my teeth, for his mirth put them on edge, and snapped out between
them, "She was the wife of Mars, you know."
Then the light of the full moon began to suffuse his face, until he exploded
with: "That was my other dog. Well, I guess she's a widow now. Oh! Ho! ho! E!
he! he! Ho!" he whooped after me, and I turned and fled
swiftly over the hill.
The week passed by, and on Saturday evening I said to him, "You go away
Monday, don't you?"
He nodded his head and grinned.
"Then you won't have another chance to get a mess of those trout you just
'dote' on."
But he did not notice the sneer. "Oh, I don't know," he chuckled. "I'm going
up to-morrow to try pretty hard."
Thus was
assurance made
doubly sure, and I went back to my house hugging
myself with rapture.
Early next morning I saw him go by with a dip-net and gunnysack, and Bellona
trotting at his heels. I knew where he was bound, and cut out by the back
pasture and climbed through the
underbrush to the top of the mountain. Keeping
carefully out of sight, I followed the crest along for a couple of miles to a
natural amphitheatre in the hills, where the little river raced down out of a
gorge and stopped for
breath in a large and
placid rock-bound pool. That was
the spot! I sat down on the croup of the mountain, where I could see all that
occurred, and lighted my pipe.
Ere many minutes had passed, John Claverhouse came plodding up the bed of the
stream. Bellona was ambling about him, and they were in high
feather, her
short, snappy barks mingling with his deeper chest-notes. Arrived at the pool,
he threw down the dip-net and sack, and drew from his hip-pocket what looked
like a large, fat candle. But I knew it to be a stick of "giant"; for such was
his method of catching trout. He dynamited them. He attached the fuse by
wrapping the "giant"
tightly in a piece of cotton. Then he ignited the fuse
and tossed the
explosive into the pool.
Like a flash, Bellona was into the pool after it. I could have shrieked aloud
for joy. Claverhouse yelled at her, but without avail. He pelted her with
clods and rocks, but she swam
steadily on till she got the stick of "giant" in
her mouth, when she whirled about and headed for shore. Then, for the first
time, he realized his danger, and started to run. As
foreseen and planned by
me, she made the bank and took out after him. Oh, I tell you, it was great! As
I have said, the pool lay in a sort of amphitheatre. Above and below, the
stream could be crossed on stepping-stones. And around and around, up and down
and across the stones, raced Claverhouse and Bellona. I could never have
believed that such an ungainly man could run so fast. But run he did, Bellona
hot-footed after him, and gaining. And then, just as she caught up, he in full
stride, and she leaping with nose at his knee, there was a sudden flash, a
burst of smoke, a
terrific detonation, and where man and dog had been the
instant before there was
naught to be seen but a big hole in the ground.
"Death from accident while engaged in
illegal fishing." That was the verdict
of the coroner's jury; and that is why I pride myself on the neat and artistic
way in which I finished off John Claverhouse. There was no bungling, no
brutality; nothing of which to be
ashamed in the whole transaction, as I am
sure you will agree. No more does his
infernal laugh go echoing among the
hills, and no more does his fat moon-face rise up to vex me. My days are
peaceful now, and my night's sleep deep.
THE LEOPARD MAN'S STORY
HE had a
dreamy, far-away look in his eyes, and his sad,
insistent voice,
gentle-spoken as a maid's, seemed the
placid embodiment of some deep-seated
melancholy. He was the Leopard Man, but he did not look it. His business in
life,
whereby he lived, was to appear in a cage of performing
leopards before
vast audiences, and to
thrill those audiences by certain exhibitions of nerve
for which his employers rewarded him on a scale commensurate with the
thrills
he produced.
As I say, he did not look it. He was narrow-hipped, narrow-shouldered, and
anaemic, while he seemed not so much oppressed by gloom as by a sweet and
gentle
sadness, the weight of which was as
sweetly and
gently borne. For an
hour I had been
trying to get a story out of him, but he appeared to lack
imagination. To him there was no
romance in his
gorgeouscareer, no deeds of
daring, no
thrills--nothing but a gray sameness and
infinite boredom.
Lions? Oh, yes! he had fought with them. It was nothing. All you had to do was
to stay sober. Anybody could whip a lion to a standstill with an ordinary
stick. He had fought one for half an hour once. Just hit him on the nose every