"The boys couldn't find the horses," put in Mrs. Mears.
"Johnny was just going down the gully again."
He gave her a
grateful look, and felt a strange, new
thrill of admiration
for his wife.
"And -- there's a bottle of the best put by for you, Johnny,"
added Pat McDurmer, mis
taking Johnny's silence; "and we'll call it
thirty bob!" (Johnny's ideas were coming slowly again,
after the recent rush.) "Or -- two quid! -- there you are!"
"I don't want two quid, nor one either, for
taking my wife to a dance
on New Year's Night!" said Johnny Mears. "Run and put on
your best bib and tucker, Mary."
And she
hurried to dress as eager and excited, and smiling to herself
as girlishly as she had done on such occasions on evenings
before the bright New Year's Night twenty years ago.
--
For a
related story, see "A Bush Dance", in "Joe Wilson and His Mates".
-- A. L., 1998.
--
Black Joe
They called him Black Joe, and me White Joe, by way of distinction
and for the
convenience of his boss (my uncle), and my aunt, and mother;
so, when we heard the cry of "Bla-a-ack Joe!" (the
adjective drawn out
until it became a
screech, after several repetitions,
and the "Joe" short and sharp) coming across the flat in a woman's voice,
Joe knew that the
missus wanted him at the house, to get wood or water,
or mind the baby, and he kept carefully out of sight; he went at once
when uncle called. And when we heard the cry of "Wh-i-i-te Joe!" which we did
with difficulty and after several tries -- though Black Joe's ears
were of the keenest -- we knew that I was overdue at home,
or
absent without leave, and was probably in for a
warming,
as the old folk called it. On some occasions I postponed the
warmingas long as my
stomach held out, which was a good while in five-corner,
native-cherry, or yam season -- but the
warming was none the cooler
for being postponed.
Sometimes Joe heard the wrong
adjective, or led me to believe he did --
and left me for a whole afternoon under the
impression that the race of Ham
was in demand at the
homestead, when I myself was wanted there,
and
maternal wrath was increasing every moment of my absence.
But Joe knew that my
conscience was not so
elastic as his, and -- well,
you must expect little things like this in all friendships.
Black Joe was somewhere between nine and twelve when I first met him,
on a visit to my uncle's station; I was somewhere in those years too.
He was very black, the darker for being engaged in the interesting
but
uncertainoccupation of "burning off" in his spare time --
which wasn't particularly
limited. He combined shepherding,
'
possum and kangaroo
hunting, crawfishing, sleeping,
and various other
occupations and engagements with that of burning off.
I was very white, being a
sickly town boy; but, as I took great interest
in burning off, and was not particularly fond of cold water
-- it was in winter time -- the difference in our complexions
was not so marked at times.
Black Joe's father, old Black Jimmie, lived in a gunyah
on the rise at the back of the sheepyards, and shepherded for my uncle.
He was a gentle, good-humoured, easy-going old fellow with a pleasant smile;
which
description applies, I think, to most old blackfellows in civilisation.
I was very
partial to the old man, and chummy with him,
and used to slip away from the
homesteadwhenever I could,
and squat by the campfire along with the other piccaninnies,
and think, and yarn
socially with Black Jimmie by the hour.
I would give something to remember those conversations now.
Sometimes somebody would be sent to bring me home, when it got too late,
and Black Jimmie would say:
"Piccaninnie alonga
possum rug," and there I'd be, sound asleep,
with the other young Australians.
I liked Black Jimmie very much, and would
willingly have adopted him
as a father. I should have been quite content to spend my days in the scrub,
enjoying life in dark and
savage ways, and my nights "alonga
possum rug";
but the family had other plans for my future.
It was a case of two blackfellows and one gin, when Black Jimmie went a-wooing
-- about twelve years before I made his
acquaintance -- and he fought
for his bride in the black fashion. It was the last affair of that kind
in the district. My uncle's brother professed to have been present
at the fight, and gave me an alleged
description of it.
He said that they drew lots, and Black Jimmie put his hands on his knees