seemed by his work to have regarded the original plan with a contempt
only equalled by his
disgust at the work of the last
carpenter but one.
The wheel was boxed in,
mostly with round sapling-sticks fastened to the frame
with bunches of nails and spikes of all shapes and sizes, most of them bent.
The general result was
decidedlypicturesque in its irregularity,
but dangerous to the
mentalwelfare of any passenger who was foolish enough
to try to
comprehend the design; for it seemed as though every
carpenterhad taken the opportunity to work in a little
abstract idea of his own.
The way they "dock" a Darling River boat is beautiful for its
simplicity.
They choose a place where there are two stout trees about
the boat's length apart, and
standing on a line
parallel to the river.
They fix pulley-blocks to the trees, lay sliding planks down into the water,
fasten a rope to one end of the
steamer, and take the other end through
the block attached to the tree and
thence back
aboard a second
steamer;
then they carry a rope
similarly from the other end through the block
on the second tree, and
aboard a third boat. At a given signal
one boat leaves for Wentworth, and the other starts for the Queensland border.
The
consequence is that craft number one climbs the bank
amid the cheers of the local loafers, who
congregate and watch the proceedings
with great interest and
approval. The crew pitch tents, and set to work
on the hull, which looks like a big, rough
shallow box.
. . . . .
We once travelled on the Darling for a hundred miles or so
on a boat called the `Mud Turtle' -- at least, that's what WE called her.
She might
reasonably have
haunted the Mississippi fifty years ago.
She didn't seem particular where she went, or whether she started again
or stopped for good after getting stuck. Her machinery sounded
like a chapter of accidents and was always out of order, but she got along
all the same, provided the steersman kept her off the bank.
Her
skipper was a young man, who looked more like a drover than a sailor,
and the crew bore a greater
resemblance to the
unemployedthan to any other body we know of, except that they looked
a little more independent. They seemed clannish, too,
with an
unemployed or free-labour sort of
isolation. We have an idea
that they regarded our personal appearance with contempt.
. . . . .
Above Louth we picked up a "whaler", who came
aboard for
the sake of society and
tobacco. Not that he hoped to
shorten his journey;
he had no
destination. He told us many
reckless and unprincipled lies,
and gave us a few orna
mental facts. One of them took our fancy,
and impressed us -- with its beautiful
simplicity, I suppose. He said:
"Some miles above where the Darlin' and the Warrygo runs inter each other,
there's a billygong runnin' right across between the two rivers and makin'
a sort of tryhangular hyland; 'n' I can tel'yer a funny thing about it."
Here he paused to light his pipe. "Now," he continued, impressively,
jerking the match
overboard, "when the Darlin's up, and the Warrygo's LOW,
the billygong runs from the Darlin' into the WARRYGO; AND,
when the Warrygo's up 'n' the Darlin's down, the waters runs
FROM the Warrygo 'n' inter the Darlin'."
What could be more simple?
The
steamer was engaged to go up a billabong for a load of shearers
from a shed which was cutting out; and first it was necessary
to tie up in the river and dis
charge the greater
portion of the cargo
in order that the boat might
safelynegotiate the
shallow waters.
A local
fisherman, who volunteered to act as pilot, was taken
aboard,
and after he was outside about a pint of whisky he seemed to have
the greatest confidence in his
ability to take us to hell, or
anywhere else --
at least, he said so. A man was sent
ashore with blankets and tucker
to mind the wool, and we crossed the river, butted into the anabranch,
and started out back. Only the Lord and the pilot know how we got there.
We travelled over the bush, through its branches sometimes,
and sometimes through grass and mud, and every now and then
we struck something that felt and sounded like a collision.
The boat slid down one hill, and "fetched" a stump at the bottom
with a force that made every mother's son bite his tongue or break a tooth.
The shearers came
aboard next morning, with their swags
and two cartloads of boiled
mutton, bread, "brownie", and tea and sugar.
They numbered about fifty, including the rouseabouts.