He wore a grey suit, rode, or
mostly led, an ashen-grey horse;
the grass was long and grey, so he was seldom spotted
until he was well within the
horizon and
bearingleisurely down
on a party of sub-contractors, leading his horse.
Now iron-bark was
scarce and distant on those ridges, and another
timber,
similar in appearance, but much
inferior in grain and "
standing" quality,
was
plentiful and close at hand. Dave and party were "about full of"
the job and place, and wanted to get their cheque and be gone
to another "spec" they had in view. So they came to reckon
they'd get the last girder from a handy tree, and have it squared, in place,
and carefully and conscientiously tarred before the
inspector happened along,
if he did. But they didn't. They got it squared, and ready to be lifted
into its place; the kindly darkness of tar was ready to cover a fraud
that took four strong men with crowbars and levers to shift; and now
(such is the regular cussedness of things) as the fraudulent piece of
timberlay its last hour on the ground, looking and smelling,
to their
guilty imaginations like anything but iron-bark,
they were aware of the Government
inspector drifting down upon them obliquely,
with something of the
atmosphere of a
casual Bill or Jim
who had dropped out of his easy-going track to see how they were getting on,
and borrow a match. They had more than half hoped that,
as he had visited them pretty frequently during the progress of the work,
and knew how near it was to
completion, he wouldn't
bother coming any more.
But it's the way with the Government. You might move heaven and earth
in vain
endeavour to get the "Guvermunt" to
flutter an eyelash over something
of the most momentous importance to yourself and mates and the district --
even to the country; but just when you are leaving authority
severely alone,
and have strong reasons for not
wanting to worry or
interrupt it,
and not desiring it to worry about you, it will take a fancy into its head
to come along and
bother.
"It's always the way!" muttered Dave to his mates. "I knew the beggar
would turn up! . . . And the only cronk log we've had, too!" he added,
in an injured tone. "If this had 'a' been the only
blessed iron-bark
in the whole contract, it would have been all right. . . .
Good-day, sir!" (to the
inspector). "It's hot?"
The
inspector nodded. He was not of an
impulsive nature.
He got down from his horse and looked at the girder in an abstracted way;
and
presently there came into his eyes a
dreamy, far-away,
sad sort of expression, as if there had been a very sad and
painful occurrence
in his family, way back in the past, and that piece of
timberin some way reminded him of it and brought the old sorrow home to him.
He blinked three times, and asked, in a subdued tone:
"Is that iron-bark?"
Jack Bentley, the fluent liar of the party, caught his
breath with a jerk
and coughed, to cover the gasp and gain time. "I--iron-bark?
Of course it is! I thought you would know iron-bark, mister."
(Mister was silent.) "What else d'yer think it is?"
The
dreamy, abstracted expression was back. The
inspector, by-the-way,
didn't know much about
timber, but he had a great deal of instinct,
and went by it when in doubt.
"L--look here, mister!" put in Dave Regan, in a tone of
innocent puzzlement
and with a blank bucolic face. "B--but don't the plans and specifications
say iron-bark? Ours does, anyway. I--I'll git the papers from the tent
and show yer, if yer like."
It was not necessary. The
inspector admitted the fact slowly. He stooped,
and with an
absent air picked up a chip. He looked at it abstractedly
for a moment, blinked his threefold blink; then,
seeming to recollect
an appointment, he woke up suddenly and asked briskly:
"Did this chip come off that girder?"
Blank silence. The
inspector blinked six times, divided in threes, rapidly,
mounted his horse, said "Day," and rode off.
Regan and party stared at each other.
"Wha--what did he do that for?" asked Andy Page, the third in the party.
"Do what for, you fool?" enquired Dave.
"Ta--take that chip for?"
"He's
taking it to the office!" snarled Jack Bentley.
"What--what for? What does he want to do that for?"
"To get it blanky well analysed! You ass! Now are yer satisfied?"
And Jack sat down hard on the
timber, jerked out his pipe, and said to Dave,
in a sharp, toothache tone:
"Gimmiamatch!"
"We--well! what are we to do now?" enquired Andy, who was the hardest grafter,
but
altogetherhelpless,
hopeless, and
useless in a
crisis like this.
"Grain and
varnish the bloomin' culvert!" snapped Bentley.
But Dave's eyes, that had been ruefully following the
inspector,
suddenly dilated. The
inspector had
ridden a short distance along the line,
dismounted, thrown the
bridle over a post, laid the chip