and, for one, I am inclined to the
belief that,
Mercy murders, pardoning those that kill.
CHAPTER XIX
WE were nearly six weeks in the Havana, being detained by
Lord Durham's
illness. I provided myself with a capital
Spanish master, and made the most of him. This, as it turned
out, proved very useful to me in the course of my future
travels. About the middle of March we left for Charlestown
in the
steamer ISABEL, and
thence on to New York. On the
passage to Charlestown, we were amused one evening by the
tricks of a conjuror. I had seen the man and his wife
perform at the Egyptian Hall, Piccadilly. She was called the
'Mysterious Lady.' The papers were full of speculations as
to the nature of the
mystery. It was the town talk and
excitement of the season.
This was the trick. The lady sat in the corner of a large
room, facing the wall, with her eyes bandaged. The company
were seated as far as possible from her. Anyone was invited
to write a few words on a slip of paper, and hand it to the
man, who walked
amongst the spectators. He would simply say
to the woman 'What has the gentleman (or lady) written upon
this paper?' Without
hesitation she would reply
correctly.
The man was always the
medium. One person requested her,
through the man, to read the number on his watch, the figures
being, as they always are, very minute. The man
repeated the
question: 'What is the number on this watch?' The woman,
without
hesitation, gave it
correctly. A friend at my side,
a young Guardsman, took a cameo ring from his finger, and
asked for a
description of the figures in
relief. There was
a pause. The woman was
evidently perplexed. She confessed
at last that she was
unable to answer. The spectators
murmured. My friend began to laugh. The conjuror's bread
was at stake, but he was equal to the occasion. He at once
explained to the company that the cameo represented 'Leeder
and the Swan in a hambigious position, which the lady didn't
profess to know nothing about.' This
apology,
needless to
say, completely re-established the lady's character.
Well, recognising my friend of the Egyptian Hall, I reminded
him of the
incident. He remembered it
perfectly; and we fell
to chatting about the wonderful success of the '
mystery,' and
about his and the lady's
professionalcareer. He had begun
life when a boy as a street acrobat, had become a street
conjuror, had married the 'mysterious lady' out of the 'saw-
dust,' as he expressed it - meaning out of a travelling
circus. After that, 'things had gone 'ard' with them. They
had exhausted their resources in every sense. One night,
lying awake, and straining their brains to
devise some means
of
subsistence, his wife suddenly exclaimed, 'How would it be
if we were to try so and so?' explaining the trick just
described. His answer was: 'Oh! that's too silly. They'd
see through it directly.' This was all I could get out of
him: this, and the fact that the trick, first and last, had
made them fairly comfortable for the rest of their days.
Now mark what follows, for it is the gist and moral of my
little story about this conjuror, and about two other miracle
workers whom I have to speak of presently.
Once upon a time, I was discussing with an
acquaintance the
not
unfamiliar question of Immortality. I professed