into the deaf ears of his brother captain, who sat on one side of
him, the soft addresses with which, mixed with
awkward bows, he
saluted the ladies on the other, were so agreeably contrasted,
that a man must not only have been void of all taste of humor,
and
insensible of mirth, but duller than Cibber is represented in
the Dunciad, who could be unentertained with him a little while;
for, I
confess, such entertainments should always be very short,
as they are very
liable to pall. But he suffered not this to
happen at present; for, having given us his company a quarter of
an hour only, he
retired, after many apologies for the shortness
of his visit.
Tuesday.--The wind being less
boisterous than it had
hithertobeen since our
arrival here, several fishing-boats, which the
tempestuous weather
yesterday had prevented from
working, came on
board us with fish. This was so fresh, so good in kind, and so
very cheap, that we supplied ourselves in great numbers, among
which were very large soles at fourpence a pair, and whitings of
almost a
preposterous size at ninepence a score. The only fish
which bore any price was a john doree, as it is called. I bought
one of at least four pounds weight for as many shillings. It
resembles a turbot in shape, but exceeds it in
firmness and
flavor. The price had the appearance of being
considerable when
opposed to the
extraordinary cheapness of others of value, but
was, in truth, so very
reasonable when estimated by its goodness,
that it left me under no other surprise than how the gentlemen of
this country, not greatly
eminent for the
delicacy of their
taste, had discovered the
preference of the doree to all other
fish: but I was informed that Mr. Quin, whose distinguishing
tooth hath been so
justlycelebrated, had
lately visited
Plymouth, and had done those honors to the doree which are so
justly due to it from that sect of modern philosophers who, with
Sir Epicure Mammon, or Sir Epicure Quin, their head, seem more to
delight in a fish-pond than in a garden, as the old Epicureans
are said to have done.
Unfortunately for the fishmongers of London, the doree resides
only in those seas; for, could any of this company but
convey one
to the
temple of
luxury under the Piazza, where Macklin the
high-priest daily serves up his rich offerings to that
goddess,
great would be the
reward of that fishmonger, in blessings poured
down upon him from the
goddess, as great would his merit be
towards the high-priest, who could never be thought to overrate
such
valuable incense.
And here, having mentioned the
extreme cheapness of fish in the
Devonshire sea, and given some little hint of the
extremedearness with which this
commodity is dispensed by those who deal
in it in London, I cannot pass on without throwing forth an
observation or two, with the same view with which I have
scattered my several remarks through this
voyage, sufficiently
satisfied in having finished my life, as I have probably lost it,
in the service of my country, from the best of motives, though it
should be attended with the worst of success. Means are always
in our power; ends are very seldom so.
Of all the animal foods with which man is furnished, there are
none so plenty as fish. A little
rivulet, that glides almost
unperceived through a vast tract of rich land, will support more
hundreds with the flesh of its inhabitants than the
meadow will
nourish individuals. But if this be true of rivers, it is much
truer of the sea-shores, which
abound with such
immensevarietyof fish that the curious
fisherman, after he hath made his
draught, often culls only the daintiest part and leaves the rest
of his prey to
perish on the shore. If this be true it would
appear, I think, that there is nothing which might be had in such
abundance, and
consequently so cheap, as fish, of which Nature
seems to have provided such inexhaustible stores with some
peculiar design. In the production of terrestrial animals she