who bad survived their wounds, and had remained in the Isle of
Ely, were all of our nation who went, the rest of his army being
all
composed of English. In a
skirmish near the town of Mans my
leg was broke and so shattered that it was forced to be cut off.
"I was now disabled from serving longer in the army; and
accordingly, being discharged from the service, I
retired to the
place of my nativity, where, in
extremepoverty, and
frequent bad
health from the many wounds I had received, I dragged on a
miserable life to the age of sixty- three; my only pleasure being
to
recount the feats of my youth, in which narratives I generally
exceeded the truth.
"It would be
tedious and
unpleasant to
recount to you the several
miseries I suffered after my return to Caen; let it
suffice, they
were so terrible that they induced Minos to com
passionate me,
and,
notwithstanding the barbarities I had been
guilty of in
Northumberland, to suffer me to go once more back to earth."
CHAPTER XXII
What happened to Julian in the person of a
tailor.
"Fortune now stationed me in a
character which the
ingratitude of
mankind hath put them on ridiculing, though they owe to it not
only a
relief from the inclemencies of cold, to which they would
otherwise be exposed, but
likewise a
considerablesatisfaction of
their
vanity. The
character I mean was that of a
tailor; which,
if we consider it with due attention, must be confessed to have
in it great
dignity and importance. For, in
reality, who
constitutes the different degrees between men but the
tailor? the
prince indeed gives the title, but it is the
tailor who makes the
man. To his labors are owing the respect of crowds, and the awe
which great men
inspire into their beholders, though these are
too often unjustly attributed to other motives. Lastly, the
admiration of the fair is most
commonly to be placed to his
account.
"I was just set up in my trade when I made three suits of fine
clothes for king Stephen's
coronation. I question whether the
person who wears the rich coat hath so much pleasure and
vanityin being admired in it, as we
tailors have from that admiration;
and perhaps a
philosopher would say he is not so well entitled to
it. I bustled on the day of the
ceremony through the crowd, and
it was with
incredible delight I heard several say, as my clothes
walked by, 'Bless me, was ever anything so fine as the earl of
Devonshire? Sure he and Sir Hugh Bigot are the two best dressed
men I ever saw.' Now both those suits were of my making.
"There would indeed be
infinite pleasure in
working for the
courtiers, as they are generally
genteel men, and show one's
clothes to the best
advantage, was it not for one small
discouragement; this is, that they never pay. I solemnly
protest, though I lost almost as much by the court in my life as
I got by the city, I never carried a suit into the latter with
half the
satisfaction which I have done to the former; though
from that I was certain of ready money, and from this almost as
certain of no money at all.
"Courtiers may, however, be divided into two sorts, very
essentially different from each other; into those who never
intend to pay for their clothes; and those who do intend to pay
for them, but never happen to be able. Of the latter sort are
many of those young gentlemen whom we equip out for the army, and
who are, unhappily for us, cut off before they arrive at
preferment. This is the reason that
tailors, in time of war, are
mistaken for politicians by their inquisitiveness into the event
of battles, one
campaign very often proving the ruin of
half-a-dozen of us. I am sure I had
frequent reason to curse
that fatal battle of Cardigan, where the Welsh defeated some of
king Stephen's best troops, and where many a good suit of mine
unpaid for, fell to the ground.
"The gentlemen of this honorable
calling have fared much better