a verb in mi.
To deliver my own sentiments on the occasion, I think the author
discovers a
philosophical turn of thinking, with some little
knowledge of the world, and no very inadequate value of it.
There are some indeed who, from the vivacity of their
temper and
the happiness of their station, are
willing to consider its
blessings as more
substantial, and the whole to be a scene of
more
consequence than it is here represented: but, without
controverting their opinions at present, the number of wise and
good men who have thought with our author are sufficient to keep
him in
countenance: nor can this be attended with any ill
inference, since he everywhere teaches this moral: That the
greatest and truest happiness which this world affords, is to be
found only in the possession of
goodness and
virtue; a doctrine
which, as it is
undoubtedly true, so hath it so noble and
practical a
tendency, that it can never be too often or too
strongly inculcated on the minds of men.
BOOK I
CHAPTER I
The author dies, meets with Mercury, and is by him conducted to
the stage which sets out for the other world.
On the first day of December 1741[1] I
departed this life at my
lodgings in Cheapside. My body had been some time dead before I
was at liberty to quit it, lest it should by any accident return
to life: this is an
injunction imposed on all souls by the
eternal law of fate, to prevent the inconveniences which would
follow. As soon as the destined period was expired (being no
longer than till the body is become
perfectly cold and stiff) I
began to move; but found myself under a difficulty of making my
escape, for the mouth or door was shut, so that it was impossible
for me to go out at it; and the windows, vulgarly called the
eyes, were so closely pulled down by the fingers of a nurse, that
I could by no means open them. At last I perceived a beam of
light glimmering at the top of the house (for such I may call the
body I had been inclosed in), whither ascending, I
gently let
myself down through a kind of chimney, and issued out at the
nostrils.
[1] Some doubt whether this should not be rather 1641, which is
a date more
agreeable to the
account given of it in the
introduction: but then there are some passages which seem to
relate to transactions
infinitely later, even within this year or
two. To say the truth there are difficulties attending either
conjecture; so the reader may take which he pleases.
No prisoner discharged from a long
confinement ever tasted the
sweets of liberty with a more
exquisiterelish than I enjoyed in
this
delivery from a
dungeonwherein I had been detained upwards
of forty years, and with much the same kind of regard I cast my
eyes[2]
backwards upon it.
[2] Eyes are not perhaps so
properly adapted to a spiritual
substance; but we are here, as in many other places, obliged to
use corporeal terms to make ourselves the better understood.
My friends and relations had all quitted the room, being all (as
I
plainly overheard) very loudly quarreling below stairs about my
will; there was only an old woman left above to guard the body,
as I
apprehend. She was in a fast sleep, occasioned, as from her
savor it seemed, by a comfortable dose of gin. I had no pleasure
in this company, and,
therefore, as the window was wide open, I
sallied forth into the open air: but, to my great astonishment,
found myself
unable to fly, which I had always during my
habitation in the body conceived of spirits; however, I came so
lightly to the ground that I did not hurt myself; and, though I
had not the gift of flying (owing probably to my having neither
feathers nor wings), I was
capable of hopping such a prodigious
way at once, that it served my turn almost as well. I had not
hopped far before I perceived a tall young gentleman in a silk
waistcoat, with a wing on his left heel, a
garland on his head,
and a caduceus in his right hand.[3] I thought I had seen this
person before, but had not time to
recollect where, when he
called out to me and asked me how long I had been
departed. I
answered I was just come forth. "You must not stay here,"
replied he, "unless you had been murdered: in which case,
indeed, you might have been suffered to walk some time; but if
you died a natural death you must set out for the other world
immediately." I desired to know the way. "O," cried the
gentleman, "I will show you to the inn
whence the stage proceeds;
for I am the
porter. Perhaps you never heard of me--my name is