Church had claimed Bastin, so medicine claimed Bickley.
Now as it happened the man who succeeded my father as vicar of
Fulcombe was given a better living and went away
shortly after I
had purchased the place and with it the advowson. Just at this
time also I received a letter written in the large, sprawling
hand of Bastin from whom I had not heard for years. It went
straight to the point,
saying that he, Bastin, had seen in a
Church paper that the last incumbent had resigned the living of
Fulcombe which was in my gift. He would
therefore be obliged if I
would give it to him as the place he was at in Yorkshire did not
suit his wife's health.
Here I may state that afterwards I
learned that what did not
suit Mrs. Bastin was the
organist, who was pretty. She was by
nature a woman with a
temperament so insanely
jealous that
actually she managed to be
suspicious of Bastin, whom she had
captured in an
unguarded moment when he was thinking of something
else and who would as soon have thought of even looking at any
woman as he would of worshipping Baal. As a matter of fact it
took him months to know one
female from another. Except as
possible providers of subscriptions and props of Mothers'
Meetings, women had no interest for him.
To return--with that engaging
honesty which I have mentioned--
Bastin's letter went on to set out all his own disabilities,
which, he added, would probably render him un
suitable for the
place he desired to fill. He was a High Churchman, a fact which
would certainly
offend many; he had no claims to being a preacher
although he was
extraordinarily well acquainted with the writings
of the Early Fathers. (What on earth had that to do with the
question, I wondered.) On the other hand he had generally been
considered a good
visitor and was fond of walking (he meant to
call on distant parishioners, but did not say so).
Then followed a page and a half on the evils of the existing
system of the
presentation to livings by private persons, ending
with the
suggestion that I had probably committed a sin in buying
this particular advowson in order to increase my local authority,
that is, if I had bought it, a point on which he was ignorant.
Finally he informed me that as he had to
christen a sick baby
five miles away on a certain moor and it was too wet for him to
ride his
bicycle, he must stop. And he stopped.
There was, however, a P.S. to the letter, which ran as follows:
"Someone told me that you were dead a few years ago, and of
course it may be another man of the same name who owns Fulcombe.
If so, no doubt the Post Office will send back this letter."
That was his only
allusion to my
humble self in all those
diffuse pages. It was a long while since I had received an
epistle which made me laugh so much, and of course I gave him the
living by return of post, and even informed him that I would
increase its stipend to a sum which I considered
suitable to the
position.
About ten days later I received another letter from Bastin
which, as a scrawl on the flap of the
envelope informed me, he
had carried for a week in his pocket and forgotten to post.
Except by
inference it returned no thanks for my intended
benefits. What it did say, however, was that he thought it wrong
of me to have settled a matter of such
spiritual importance in so
great a hurry, though he had observed that rich men were nearly
always
selfish where their time was
concerned. Moreover, he
considered that I ought first to have made inquiries as to his
present
character and attainments, etc., etc.
To this
epistle I replied by
telegraph to the effect that I
should as soon think of making inquiries about the
character of
an archangel, or that of one of his High Church saints. This
telegram, he told me afterwards, he considered unseemly and even
ribald, especially as it had given great offence to the
postmaster, who was one of the sidesmen in his church.
Thus it came about that I appointed the Rev. Basil Bastin to
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- inclination [,inkli´neiʃən] n.倾斜;爱好;天资 (高中英语单词)
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- rugged [´rʌgid] a.不平的;粗犷的 (高中英语单词)
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- temperament [´tempərəmənt] n.气质;性格 (高中英语单词)
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- speculative [´spekjulətiv] a.臆测的;投机的 (英语六级单词)
- acquisition [,ækwi´ziʃən] n.获得;获得物 (英语六级单词)
- vexation [vek´seiʃən] n.烦恼(的原因) (英语六级单词)
- friendliness [´frendlis] n.友爱,友好,友谊 (英语六级单词)
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- organist [´ɔ:gənist] n.风琴手 (英语六级单词)
- unguarded [ʌn´gɑ:did] a.不谨慎的;轻率的 (英语六级单词)
- extraordinarily [ik´strɔ:dənərili] ad.非常,特别地 (英语六级单词)
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