and most
charming girls who could be found to
instruct any strangers
who happened to come that way, etc.
All of this the old gentlemen swallowed open-mouthed. There
was, they admitted, reason in what he said, since the contemplation
of the beautiful, as their
philosophy taught, induced a certain
porosity of mind similar to that produced upon the
physical body
by the
healthful influences of sun and air. Consequently it
was
probable that we might
absorb the Zu-Vendi tongue a little
faster if
suitable teachers could be found. Another thing was
that, as the
female sex was naturally loquacious, good practice
would be gained in the viva voce department of our studies.
To all of this Good
gravely assented, and the
learned gentlemen
departed, assuring him that their orders were to fall in with
our wishes in every way, and that, if possible, our views should
be met.
Imagine,
therefore the surprise and
disgust of myself, and I
trust and believe Sir Henry, when, on entering the room where
we were accustomed to carry on our studies the following morning,
we found, instead of our usual
venerable tutors, three of the
best-looking young women whom Milosis could produce -- and that
is
saying a good deal -- who blushed and smiled and curtseyed,
and gave us to understand that they were there to carry on our
instruction. Then Good, as we gazed at one another in bewilderment,
thought fit to explain,
saying that it had slipped his memory
before -- but the old gentlemen had told him, on the
previousevening, that it was
absolutely necessary that our further education
should be carried on by the other sex. I was overwhelmed, and
appealed to Sir Henry for advice in such a crisis.
'Well,' he said, 'you see the ladies are here, ain't they? If
we sent them away, don't you think it might hurt their feelings,
eh? One doesn't like to be rough, you see; and they look regular
blues, don't they, eh?'
By this time Good had already begun his lessons with the handsomest
of the three, and so with a sigh I yielded. That day everything
went very well: the young ladies were certainly very clever,
and they only smiled when we blundered. I never saw Good so
attentive to his books before, and even Sir Henry appeared to
tackle Zu-Vendi with a renewed zest. 'Ah,' thought I, 'will
it always be thus?'
Next day we were much more
lively, our work was pleasingly interspersed
with questions about our native country, what the ladies were
like there, etc., all of which we answered as best as we could
in Zu-Vendi, and I heard Good assuring his teacher that her loveliness
was to the beauties of Europe as the sun to the moon, to which
she replied with a little toss of the head, that she was a plain
teaching woman and nothing else, and that it was not kind 'to
deceive a poor girl so'. Then we had a little singing that was
really
charming, so natural and unaffected. The Zu-Vendi love-songs
are most
touching. On the third day we were all quite intimate.
Good narrated some of his
previous love affairs to his fair
teacher, and so moved was she that her sighs mingled with his
own. I discoursed with mine, a merry blue-eyed girl, upon Zu-Vendian
art, and never saw that she was
waiting for an opportunity to
drop a
specimen of the cockroach tribe down my back,
whilst in
the corner Sir Henry and his
governess appeared, so far as I
could judge, to be going through a lesson framed on the great
educational principles laid down by Wackford Squeers Esq., though
in a very modified or rather spiritualized form. The lady softly
repeated the Zu-Vendi word for 'hand', and he took hers; 'eyes',
and he gazed deep into her brown orbs; 'lips', and -- but just
at that moment my young lady dropped the cockroach down my back
and ran away laughing. Now if there is one thing I
loathe more
than another it is cockroaches, and moved quite beyond myself,
and yet laughing at her impudence, I took up the
cushion she
had been sitting on and threw it after her. Imagine then my
shame -- my
horror, and my
distress -- when the door opened,
and, attended by two guards only, in walked Nyleptha. The
cushioncould not be recalled (it missed the girl and hit one of the
guards on the head), but I
instantly and ineffectually tried