flying over his shoulder, so that she fell into the road just behind
the retrogressing wheel. With a soft, pleasant-sounding scrunch the
car went over the
prostrate form, then it moved forward again with
another scrunch. The
carriage moved off and left Bert and Emmeline
gazing in scared delight at a sorry mess of petrol-smeared
velvet,
sawdust, and
leopard skin, which was all that remained of the
hateful Morlvera. They gave a
shrill cheer, and then raced away
shuddering from the scene of so much rapidly enacted tragedy.
Later that afternoon, when they were engaged in the
pursuit of
minnows by the waterside in St. James's Park, Emmeline said in a
solemn undertone to Bert -
"I've bin finking. Do you know oo 'e was? 'E was 'er little boy
wot she'd sent away to live wiv poor folks. 'E come back and done
that."
SHOCK TATICS
On a late spring afternoon Ella McCarthy sat on a green-painted
chair in Kensington Gardens, staring listlessly at an uninteresting
stretch of park
landscape, that blossomed suddenly into tropical
radiance as an expected figure appeared in the middle distance.
"Hullo, Bertie!" she exclaimed sedately, when the figure arrived at
the painted chair that was the nearest neighbour to her own, and
dropped into it
eagerly, yet with a certain due regard for the set
of its
trousers; "hasn't it been a perfect spring afternoon?"
The statement was a
distinct untruth as far as Ella's own feelings
were
concerned; until the
arrival of Bertie the afternoon had been
anything but perfect.
Bertie made a
suitable reply, in which a questioning note seemed to
hover.
"Thank you ever so much for those lovely
handkerchiefs," said Ella,
answering the unspoken question; "they were just what I've been
wanting. There's only one thing spoilt my pleasure in your gift,"
she added, with a pout.
"What was that?" asked Bertie
anxiously,
fearful that perhaps he had
chosen a size of
handkerchief that was not within the correct
feminine limit.
"I should have liked to have written and thanked you for them as
soon as I got them," said Ella, and Bertie's sky clouded at once.
"You know what mother is," he protested; "she opens all my letters,
and if she found I'd been giving presents to any one there'd have
been something to talk about for the next fortnight."
"Surely, at the age of twenty--" began Ella.
"I'm not twenty till September," interrupted Bertie.
"At the age of nineteen years and eight months," persisted Ella,
"you might be allowed to keep your
correspondence private to
yourself."
"I ought to be, but things aren't always what they ought to be.
Mother opens every letter that comes into the house,
whoever it's
for. My sisters and I have made rows about it time and again, but
she goes on doing it."
"I'd find some way to stop her if I were in your place," said Ella
valiantly, and Bertie felt that the glamour of his
anxiouslydeliberated present had faded away in the
disagreeable restriction
that hedged round its acknowledgment.
"Is anything the matter?" asked Bertie's friend Clovis when they met
that evening at the swimming-bath.
"Why do you ask?" said Bertie.
"When you wear a look of
tragic gloom in a swimming-bath," said
Clovis, "it's especially
noticeable from the fact that you're
wearing very little else. Didn't she like the
handkerchiefs?"
Bertie explained the situation.
"It is rather galling, you know," he added, "when a girl has a lot
of things she wants to write to you and can't send a letter except
by some
roundabout, underhand way."
"One never realises one's blessings while one enjoys them," said
Clovis; "now I have to spend a
considerableamount of ingenuity
inventing excuses for not having written to people."
"It's not a joking matter," said Bertie resentfully: "you wouldn't
find it funny if your mother opened all your letters."
"The funny thing to me is that you should let her do it."
"I can't stop it. I've argued about it--"
"You haven't used the right kind of
argument, I expect. Now, if
every time one of your letters was opened you lay on your back on
the dining-table during dinner and had a fit, or roused the entire
family in the middle of the night to hear you
recite one of Blake's
'Poems of Innocence,' you would get a far more
respectfulhearing