and to follow them at a distance which shall
maintain him in that
knowledge. The
ambitious farmer is not the
hunting farmer in his
normal condition; he is either one who has an eye to selling his
horse, and, riding with that view, loses for the time his
position as farmer; or he is some
exceptional tiller of the soil
who probably is
dangerously addicted to
hunting as another man is
addicted to drinking; and you may
surmiserespecting him that
things will not go well with him after a year or two. The friend
of my heart is the farmer who rides, but rides without
sputtering; who never makes a show of it, but still is always
there; who feels it to be no
disgrace to avoid a run of fences
when his knowledge tells him that this may be done without danger
of his losing his place. Such an one always sees a run to the
end. Let the pace have been what it may, he is up in time to see
the crowd of hounds hustling for their prey, and to take part in
the buzz of
satisfaction which the
prosperity of the run has
occasioned. But the farmer never kills his horse, and seldom
rides him even to
distress. He is not to be seen loosing his
girths, or looking at the beast's flanks, or examining his legs
to
ascertain what mischances may have occurred. He takes it all
easily, as men always take matters of business in which they are
quite at home. At the end of the run he sits mounted as quietly
as he did at the meet, and has none of that appearance of having
done something wonderful, which on such occasions is so very
strong in the faces of the younger
portion of the pink brigade.
To the farmer his day's
hunting is very pleasant, and by habit is
even very necessary; but it comes in its turn like market-day,
and produces no
extraordinaryexcitement. He does not rejoice
over an hour and ten minutes with a kill in the open, as he
rejoices when he has returned to Parliament the
candidate who is
pledged to
repeal of the malt-tax; for the farmer of whom we are
speaking now, though he rides with
constancy, does not ride with
enthusiasm.
O fortunati sua si bona norint farmers of England! Who in the
town is the farmer's equal? What is the position which his
brother, his uncle, his cousin holds? He is a
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shopkeeper, who
never has a
holiday, and does not know what to do with it when it
comes to him; to whom the fresh air of heaven is a stranger;
who lives among sugars and oils, and the dust of shoddy, and the
size of new clothing. Should such an one take to
hunting once a
week, even after years of toil, men would point their fingers at
him and
whisper among themselves that he was as good as ruined.
His friends would tell him of his wife and children; and,
indeed, would tell him truly, for his customers would fly from
him. But nobody grudges the farmer his day's sport! No one thinks
that he is cruel to his children and
unjust to his wife because
he keeps a nag for his
amusement, and can find a couple of days
in the week to go among his friends. And with what advantages he
does this ! A farmer will do as much with one horse, will see as
much
hunting, as an outside member of the hunt will do with
four, and, indeed, often more. He is his own head-groom, and has
no
scruple about bringing his horse out twice a week. He asks no
livery-stable
keeper what his beast can do, but tries the powers
of the animal himself, and keeps in his breast a correct record.
When the man from London, having taken all he can out of his
first horse, has
ridden his second to a stand-still, the farmer
trots up on his stout,
compact cob, without a sign of
distress.
He knows that the condition of a
hunter and a
greyhound should
not be the same, and that his horse, to be in good working
health, should carry nearly all the hard flesh that he can put
upon him. How such an one must laugh in his
sleeve at the five
hunters of the young swell who, after all, is brought to grief in
the middle of the season, because he has got nothing to ride! A
farmer's horse is never lame, never unfit to go, never throws out
curbs, never breaks down before or behind. Like his master, he is
never showy. He does not paw, and
prance, and arch his neck, and
bid the world admire his beauties; but, like his master, he is
useful; and when he is wanted, he can always do his work.
O fortunatus nimium agricola, who has one horse, and that a good