the blemishes on
honourable lineage are a
delicate subject,
and certainly this
heredity we hear so much about is the finest
scandalmonger in the world; it laughs at
discretion, and writes
strange entries between the lines of the "Peerages".
It will be observed that my sister-in-law, with a want of
logic that must have been
peculiar to herself (since we are
no longer allowed to lay it to the
charge of her sex), treated my
complexion almost as an offence for which I was responsible,
hastening to assume from that
external sign
inward qualities of
which I protest my entire
innocence; and this
unjust inference
she sought to buttress by pointing to the uselessness of the life
I had led. Well, be that as it may, I had picked up a good deal
of pleasure and a good deal of knowledge. I had been to a German
school and a German university, and spoke German as readily
and
perfectly as English; I was
thoroughly at home in French;
I had a smattering of Italian and enough Spanish to swear by.
I was, I believe, a strong, though hardly fine swordsman and a good shot.
I could ride anything that had a back to sit on; and my head was as
cool a one as you could find, for all its
flaming cover. If you say that
I ought to have spent my time in useful labour, I am out of Court
and have nothing to say, save that my parents had no business to leave me
two thousand pounds a year and a roving disposition.
"The difference between you and Robert," said my sister-in-law,
who often (bless her!) speaks on a
platform, and oftener still as if
she were on one, "is that he recognizes the duties of his position,
and you see the opportunities of yours."
"To a man of spirit, my dear Rose," I answered, "opportunities are duties."
"Nonsense!" said she, tossing her head; and after a moment she went on:
"Now, here's Sir Jacob Borrodaile
offering you exactly what you might
be equal to."
"A thousand thanks!" I murmured.
"He's to have an Embassy in six months, and Robert says he is
sure that he'll take you as an attache. Do take it, Rudolf--
to please me."
Now, when my sister-in-law puts the matter in that way,
wrinkling her pretty brows, twisting her little hands,
and growing
wistful in the eyes, all on
account of an idle scamp
like myself, for whom she has no natural
responsibility, I am visited
with compunction. Moreover, I thought it possible that I could
pass the time in the position suggested with some tolerable amusement.
Therefore I said:
"My dear sister, if in six months' time no unforeseen
obstacle has arisen,
and Sir Jacob invites me, hang me if I don't go with Sir Jacob!"
"Oh, Rudolf, how good of you! I am glad!"
"Where's he going to?"
"He doesn't know yet; but it's sure to be a good Embassy."
"Madame," said I, "for your sake I'll go, if it's no more than
a beggarly Legation. When I do a thing, I don't do it by halves."
My promise, then, was given; but six months are six months,
and seem an
eternity, and,
inasmuch as they stretched between
me and my
prospective industry (I suppose attaches are industrious;
but I know not, for I never became attache to Sir Jacob or anybody else),
I cast about for some
desirable mode of spending them.
And it occurred to me suddenly that I would visit Ruritania.
It may seem strange that I had never visited that country yet;
but my father (in spite of a sneaking
fondness for the Elphbergs,
which led him to give me, his second son, the famous Elphberg
name of Rudolf) had always been
averse from my going, and,
since his death, my brother, prompted by Rose, had accepted
the family
tradition which taught that a wide berth was to be given
to that country. But the moment Ruritania had come into my head
I was eaten up with a
curiosity to see it. After all, red hair
and long noses are not confined to the House of Elphberg,
and the old story seemed a preposterously
insufficient reason
for debarring myself from
acquaintance with a highly interesting
and important kingdom, one which had played no small part
in European history, and might do the like again under the sway
of a young and
vigorous ruler, such as the new King was rumoured to be.
My
determination was clinched by
reading in The Times that Rudolf the Fifth
was to be crowned at Strelsau in the course of the next three weeks,
and that great
magnificence was to mark the occasion. At once I made
up my mind to be present, and began my preparations. But,
inasmuchas it has never been my practice to furnish my relatives with an