Parker: (on stage) "All hail Robin Hood."



Audience applauds and stands up. Lynette is getting more and more nauseous.



Stella: "Okay, let's go."



Lynette: "It's too late!"



Lynette grabs a large black purse off the floor and vomits into it. She puts it back and stands up and claps.



Lynette: "Bravo!! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll get you a new purse."



Stella: "Fine, but that wasn't my purse."



They both look down at the purse and sees that it belongs to Murielle.



WISTERIA LANE - DAY



Katherine Barbeque. She is walking around talking to guests.



Katherine: "Hello, do you have everything you need? You just let me know. Hi! Good to see you. Oh you look great."



Mrs. McCluskey is at the buffet table getting food.



Katherine: "Mrs. McCluskey. Hello. How are you? Do you remember me?"



Mrs. McCluskey: "You're Bess Truman, right? Of course I remember you. If that's your way of checking if my brains gone all tapioca, I'm fine."



Katherine: "Sorry."



Mrs. McCluskey: "So I saw your kid and your new husband. Nice catch."



Katherine: "Oh, well, thank you. I'm very eager for him to experience life on Wisteria Lane. Times that Dylan and I spent here were the happiest of our lives."



Mrs. McCluskey: "Yeah? They why'd you take off so suddenly? You skipped town without even saying goodbye."



Katherine: "My, you do remember a lot, don't you? Excuse me, I really must mingle."



Mike at the buffet table with Susan. Mike smells his plate.



Mike: "These eggs are passed their prime."



Susan: "Oh, so you just shun them and throw them away?"



Mike: "Well, yeah, since mayonnaise kept out in the sun can kill ya. Everything okay? You seem kinda moody today."



Susan: "Yeah, get use to it."



Mike: "Okay, did I do something wrong?"



Susan: "No, I'm sorry. I'm just a little…. You know, forget it. Let's eat."



Mrs. McKeever at a table with other older ladies calls out to Susan.



Mrs. McKeever: "Yoo hoo Susan, we saved you a place."



Ladies: "Come on, we want you over here."



Susan starts to cry and runs off.







Julie walks up to Dylan and hugs her.



Julie: "Oh my God, Dylan."



Dylan: "Hi."



Julie: "It's me, Julie."



Katherine runs up.



Katherine: "Julie's the one we were talking about. Hi Honey."



Julie: "Hi."



Katherine: "She was your best friend."



Julie: "Yeah, and I brought you a little welcome back gift. You're favorite."



Katherine: "Oh my goodness. You remember how you use to love licorice."



Dylan: "I did?"



Katherine: "Ah huh."



Dylan: "Okay."



Julie: "Come on, I've got some of the old gang I want you to meet."



Susan and Mike are sitting at a bench.



Mike: "Menopause? Aren't you a little young for that?"



Susan: "I know. And you thought you married a vibrant woman in her prime and instead you got a wife who is dry and dusty."



Mike: (laughs) "Oh, honey. It's a natural part of life."



Susan: "Yeah, the part before death!"



Mike: "I know that it's upsetting, but it's really not that big a deal."



Susan: "Yes, it is. What if you want to have kids?"



Mike: "We agreed that we didn't."



Susan: "No you said you did. I said I didn't and you changed your mind. What if you change it back?"



Mike: "That's not gonna happen."



Susan: "Listen, my last egg could be on its way down the chute this very moment. If you want to have kids you might want to jump on it, right now!"



Mike: "All right, this is all very romantic but let me be clear about this, okay? I love you and if kids don't happen, I'm fine with that."



Susan: "I don't want you to be fine. I want you to be happy."



Mike: "All right, I'm just trying to find a nice way to shut you up so.."



Mike kisses Susan.



Susan: "Yup, we're doomed."



Mike: "Hey, look who's back."



Carlos is escorting Edie down the street.



Susan: "Oh my gosh, she's out of the clinic."



Edie: "Thanks, Darling."



Lynette, Bree, Gabrielle and Susan approach Edie.



Lynette: "Hi."



Edie: "Hi, oh careful, the neck."



Lynette: "Oh, sorry."



Edie: "Thank you all so much for the cards. Sometimes



it takes a near tragedy to realize just how much you're loved."



Edie tries to put her arm in Carlos' arm, and he pulls away.



Carlos: "So why don't you talk to your friends and I'll go unpack the car."



Edie: "Oh, thanks Sweetheart."



Carlos drives away.



Edie: "I have to admit that I was little concerned about how you would react when you saw me, but this, throwing me a party."



The ladies stare at each other awkwardly.



Susan: "Well, we just all love ya!"



Lynette: "Edie you look great, especially… you know.., given the circumstances."



Edie: "You mean that I tried to hang myself? Oh, it's okay, the doctor encouraged me to talk about it."



Bree: "Surely, not over food."



Edie: "Well, Carlos and I talk about it all the time. You know, and this whole thing has just brought us closer together. We've actually talked about marriage."



The ladies laugh nervously. Katherine joins the group as Gabrielle walks away.



Katherine: "Hello, I don't think we've met. I'm Katherine Mayfair, your new neighbor."



Edie: "Oh, Edie. It's a pleasure to meet you. Welcome to my party."



Katherine stares at Lynette bewildered. Carlos is by his car emptying the trunk. Gabrielle walks up.



Gabrielle: "So I hear congratulations are in order. Edie just announced you are getting married. Best wishes."



Carlos: "We're not engaged. That was kinda of a 'what if' conversation."



Gabrielle: "Really because she thinks you're getting married. Everyone else thinks you're getting married. So, again, best wishes."



Carlos: "Gaby, the woman tried to kill herself because I left her. She's not real good with disappointment."



Gabrielle: "Neither am I! You told me you want to run away together and then I don't hear from you for a month!"



Carlos: "That was only because I was going through stuff with Edie, but it doesn't mean I wasn't thinking about you constantly."



Gabrielle: "You were not."



Carlos: "Yes, I was! Every second of every day!"



Gabrielle: "Yeah, well, I kinda thought about you too."



Carlos: "I need to be with you, Gaby."



Gabrielle: "Yeah? Prove it!"



Carlos: "Can you get away tonight?"



Gabrielle: "Oh my god, are you serious?"



Carlos: "Damn right I am."



Carlos pulls Gabrielle down behind the car. They begin kissing passionately.



Carlos: "I just have to be back by midnight to give Edie her pills."



Gabrielle pushes Carlos away.



Gabrielle: "What?"



Carlos: "If we're gonna have an affair we've gotta be discreet!"



Gabrielle: "Affair? I thought we were talking about running away together."



Carlos: "I can't do that. Edie's too fragile right now."



Carlos pulls Gabrielle behind the car again and starts kissing her. Gabrielle hits him.



Gabrielle: "That old battleaxe is going to outlive us all!"



Carlos: "Hey, don't talk about her like that."



Gabrielle: "Oh far be it from me to speak ill of the future Mrs. Carlos Solis."



Carlos: "We are not getting married!"



Gabrielle: (storming away) "Best Wishes!!"



WISTERIA LANE - DAY



Katherine's barbeque. Orson is serving himself and Bree is on the cell phone. Two boys run up to the table to get some chicken. They leave the barbeque fork poking outward.



Bree: "That's my final answer! (hangs up) That was Danielle. Now she wants us to send a DVD player for her room."



Orson: "That hardly seems extravagant."



Bree: "You're missing the point! It's a convent, not the Four Seasons! You have mustard on your chin."



Bree goes to the table to get a napkin. The protruding fork pokes her in the "pregnancy pack." She pulls away from the table with the fork lodged in her "pack." Bree walks back to Orson to wipe his face.



Bree: "I mean it's one thing to forgive bad behavior, it's another thing to reward it."



As Bree wipes the mustard off Orson Ida see the fork protruding from Bree's stomach.



Ida: "Ahhhhh. Bree!! Oh my God!"



Ida runs over frantic.



Ida: "Are you all right?"



Bree looks down and sees the fork protruding from her belly and pulls it out.



Bree: "Oh no, I'm fine. I'm fine."



Ida: "You're bleeding."



Bree: "No, no, no, it's just a little barbeque sauce."



Ida: "Where is Katherine's husband? He's a doctor."



Orson: "She's fine."



Ida: (yelling) "Adam? Adam!"



Adam runs over.



Ida: "Get over here right now! Bree got stabbed in the belly!"



Adam: "Oh my God, are you all right? Let me take a look!"



Orson steps in the way and Bree turns around.



Bree: "No it's nothing!"



Orson: "We were just teasing Ida. It's something we do."



Bree: "Yes."



Orson: "Look, it's a trick barbeque fork. We got it at a magic shop. Ahh, see! " (He stabs Bree's belly)



Bree: "Ohh."



Orson: "Retractable!!"



Orson and Bree laugh. Orson stabs her again.



Bree: (laughing) "Oh, oh, my baby!"



Adam: "Wow, it's quite a trick."



Orson: "Hey, let's go freak out Mrs. McCluskey."



They "high five:' each other and Orson runs off.



Bree: "He's such a scamp!"



PICNIC TABLE



Lynette and her mom are sitting and Tom comes up behind them.



Tom: "Psycho mom at five o'clock. You say the word and she gets a face full of pig bones."



Murielle approaches them.



Lynette: "Oh, my hero. (kisses Tom) I can handle her."



Murielle: "Lynette, I just spoke with Helen and imagine my surprise when she told me you'd not started on the decorations for the gala."



Lynette: "I'm in charge of decorations?"



Murielle: "Yes! Which you would have known had you bothered to pick up the packet!"



Murielle hands Lynette a package as her mother looks on. Murielle walks away as Lynette opens the packet.



Lynette: "I don't want to hear it."



Stella: "Okay."



Penny runs up to the table.



Penny: "Piggyback, Mommy."



Lynette leans over and starts picking up Penny but she is too tired and cannot.



Lynette: "I'm sorry, Sweetie. I'm just… I'm just too tired right now"



Stella: "Here Honey. I'll get ya. Ohh.."



Stella picks up Penny and Penny giggles.



Stella: "Oh yes. Mommy has to conserve her energy for more important things."



WISTERIA LANE - DAY



Bree and Orson are running away from the barbeque.



Bree: "We're not throwing in the towel over a minor mishap."



Orson: "How many more mishaps are we going to get away with? Yesterday it was an old woman in the Macy's shoe department. Today a magic fork in the belly! Pretty soon the whole charade will completely unravel and we will be humiliated."



Bree: "We are already in too deep."



Orson: "We could go on a trip. Tell people you miscarried while we were away."



Bree: "And then what would happen to the baby?"



Orson: "Danielle would keep it."



Bree: "You think Danielle could raise this child? You haven't seen her in action. She's shallow and she's selfish. She would ruin this child's life!"



Orson: "How can you say that?"



Bree: "Because I'm her mother. I know what I've created and that's the real humiliation. Orson, this child deserve better. And I know what to do now. Please, please let me try."



Orson: "So really what you want is a second chance?"



Bree: "Well would that be so horrible?"



Orson gently places his hands on the pregnancy pack.



Orson: "Well then, let the charade continue."



As the walk back toward the picnic, Lynette and Murielle are walking away.



Murielle: "So you're bailing on me now?"



Lynette: "I know the timing is terrible."



Murielle: "Damn right, it's three weeks before the Gala!"



Lynette: "I just didn't realize how tired I would be when I took this on."



Murielle: "Oh we're all tired, Lynette! But some of us still manage to honor our commitments."



Lynette: "Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. I haven't been feeling that great."



Murielle: "Oh don't complain to me about your aches and pains. I've had to same migraine since '87. And my knee is so bad I can't even use the treadmill anymore."



Lynette: "Ahh, yeah. That's rough!"



Murielle: "Ummm!"



Lynette: "By the way… (pulling off her wig to reveal her bald head) I have Cancer."



Murielle: (staring in shock) "I'll give Helen a call."



Murielle walks away quickly. Lynette looks up and sees Bree, Gabrielle and Susan looking at her in shock.



PARK BENCH



Lynette, sans wig, Susan, Bree and Gabrielle are talking.



Lynette: "So I am halfway through Chemo (Puts wig on) and my doctor is very confident that I'm going to beat this. So you can all relax. I'm not going to die."



Gabrielle: "Well, not unless we kill you."



Lynette: "Huh?"



Susan: "Damn it Lynette, what did we say after Mary Alice? After Edie? Why didn't they tell us?"



Bree: "We're your friends. Why would you shut us out?"



Lynette: "I just liked being able to throw on my wig and join you guys for a cup of coffee and a good gossip about the new neighbors. You know for five minutes I could pretend I wasn't a sick person. But once your friends know you're sick, you can't pretend anymore. Cause you can see it in their eyes. The fear, the pity."



Susan: "Is that all you see in our eyes?"



Lynette: "No, no, of course not. You know what, let's make a pact. No more secrets. From now on we tell each other every shocking detail of our lives."



Lynette holds out her hand. Susan holds it.



Susan: "I'm in."



Gabrielle: "Me too."



Gabrielle grabs their hands.



Lynette: (to Bree who is holding her stomach) "You with us?"



Bree: "Absolutely."



Bree pats her stomach and reaches for the girls hands.



Bree: "No more secrets."



VICTOR'S STUDY



Victor is reading a document. Gabrielle put a bottle of wine on top of it. Victor looks up at Gabrielle holding two wine glasses.



Gabrielle: "You're right. I'm not happy. Let's talk."



Focus on half empty wine bottle.



Gabrielle: "All I'm saying is I just want to know that I come first with you. Sometimes I feel less like a wife than a possession. It's demeaning, its… why are you smiling right now?



Victor: "Because this is fantastic. After weeks of shutting me out you're finally telling me how you feel. We should do this all the time."



Gabrielle: "Well it's hard when you are so busy. Maybe we should go away. Let's just take a couple weeks or a month. Let's rediscover what it made us fall in love to begin with."



Victor: "That is a great idea. Let's do it."



Gabrielle: "How's next week?"



Victor grabs his calendar and flips through it.



Victor: "Let's see. Umm. Well I got the meeting with the school board on Tuesday. And the end of the month I've got that conference in Washington. Oh shoot! I've got the ground breaking for the new Civic Center. Dad's birthday.



Economic Development forum. How about April? I can give you two whole weeks in April."



EDIE'S HOUSE



Carlos comes running down the stairs. Edie is sitting on the couch.



Carlos: "I'll see you later, Babe."



Edie: "Where are you going?"



Carlos: "To Scavo's for a few beers."



Edie: "Oh, can I come?"



Carlos: "Ahhhh. No."



Edie: "Why not?



Carlos: "Edie. I know you've been through a lot lately, but I can't hold your hand twenty four hours a day. If you want this relationship to work you gotta give me some down time."



Carlos walks out.



GABRIELLE'S HOUSE



Carlos knocks and walks in.



Carlos: "Okay, so I managed to get away from Edie. What do you want?"



Gabrielle: "To get you away from Edie."



Gabrielle grabs Carlos and they begin kissing passionately.



WISTERIA LANE - DAY



Julie and Dylan are sitting at a park bench. Julie is showing photographs.



Julie: "Oh, come on, you have to remember your boyfriend, Joey Miller. You use to chase him around the jungle gym,"



Dylan: "Really, you think I would have gone for this guy with the sexy finger up his nose."



Julie: "So you don't remember any of the kids we use to play with?"



Dylan: "No, to be honest, I don't remember anything about living here."



Julie: "Really? So what is your earliest memory."



Dylan: "I don't know if this is a memory but for years I've had to creepy dream. I'm really little and there's a guy in my room and he tries to grab me."



Julie: "That is creepy. Have you ever talk to somebody about it?"



Dylan: "You mean like a therapist? My old baby sitter suggested that but my Mom got mad and said no."



Julie: "Really?"



Dylan: "Yeah. Then she fired the baby sitter."



SUSAN'S OFFICE



Susan is working on her drawings.



Adam: "Susan?"



Susan: "I'm in here."



Adam walks in.



Adam: "Your front door was open."



Susan: "No problem. Ah, what's up?"



Adam: "First let me say this is one of the more embarrassing moments of my career and you have every right to hate me."



Susan: "Adam, I have no idea what you're talking about."



Adam: "Well your test results came back and your Estrogen levels are fine. You're not about to start Menopause."



Susan: "Really? That's fantastic!"



Adam: "There's more."



Susan: "More?"



Mike walks in.



Adam: "You're pregnant."



Mike: "What? What did he just say?"



Susan: "I'm pregnant?"



Adam nods. Susan turns to Mike.



Susan: "He said I'm pregnant."



They laugh and Mike picks Susan up and they kiss.



Mike: "I have never been happier."



Susan: "Well now, I believe you."



EDIE'S LIVING ROOM



Carlos is sleeping on the couch. Edie comes downstairs.



Edie: "There you are."



Carlos: "Ah, I'm sorry. I got in late last night and I didn't want to wake you."



Edie: "You don't have to explain. I trust you."



Carlos: "Well good, you should."



Edie: "I just wish you trusted me a bit more."



Carlos: "What are you talking about?"



Edie: "Why didn't you tell me about your off shore bank account?"



Carlos: "What?"



Edie: "Well you know. The one in the Cayman Islands with ten million dollars in it. I miss you when you're gone. Going through your things makes me feel like you're with me."



Carlos: "Okay, I know how this looks."



Edie: "What did you think I was going to do? Tell people? Turn you in? Try to get my little hands on it? I don't care about money Carlos. All I care about is you. That's why this relationship is going to work. You can trust me with your secrets. Just like I can trust you not to hurt me."



WISTERIA LANE - MORNING



The paperboy is delivering the morning paper as kids are running to catch the school bus.



"There is a certain time of morning. It occurs after kids have left for school. And husbands have headed off for work."



LYNETTE'S HOUSE



Lynette is looking out her window drinking coffee with a scarf around her head.



"It's a time when women think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends."



GABRIELLE'S HOUSE



Gabrielle is looking out her window drinking coffee.



"And how shocked they would be if the truth were discovered."



BREE'S HOUSE



Bree is looking out her window drinking coffee.



"And how they would do everything in their power to keep that from happening."



SUSAN'S HOUSE



Susan is looking out her window drinking juice, smiling.



"But what of those lucky women who have no secrets left to keep. What do they think about every morning?"



Susan: (to Julie) "Hey. Is something wrong?



Julie: "It's just Dylan and I use to be best friends. I mean we did everything together."



Susan: "I know. She was like a sister to you."



Julie: "Well, that girl that I've been hanging out with, and I know this is going to sound crazy but, that's not the same girl."



Julie picks up her backpack and leaves. Susan turns back to the window looking at the Mayfair house.



"These women think of their neighbors and the secrets they may be keeping."



MAYFAIR HOUSE



Katherine is standing in a dark room upstairs. Adam enters.



Adam: "There you are. I've been calling you. Is this the room?"



Katherine: "Yes. Dylan's been asking me if she can move in here."



Adam: "So let her. You may remember what happened here, but she can't."



Katherine: "Doesn't matter. I won't allow it."



Adam: "Hey, are you okay? Did we make a mistake coming back here?"



They walk out and Adam closes the door and lock it.



THE END

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