from place to place; which, not being
universally known, seemed
proper to be explained before we examined into its original.
There are indeed two different ways of tracing all things used by
the
historian and the antiquary; these are
upwards and
downwards.
The former shows you how things are, and leaves to others to
discover when they began to be so. The latter shows you how
things were, and leaves their present
existence to be examined by
others. Hence the former is more useful, the latter more
curious. The former receives the thanks of mankind; the latter
of that
valuable part, the virtuosi.
In explaining,
therefore, this
mystery of carrying goods and
passengers from one place to another,
hitherto so
profound a
secret to the very best of our readers, we shall
pursue the
historical method, and endeavor to show by what means it is at
present performed, referring the more curious
inquiry either to
some other pen or to some other opportunity.
Now there are two general ways of performing (if God permit) this
conveyance, viz., by land and water, both of which have much
variety; that by land being performed in different
vehicles, such
as coaches, caravans, wagons, etc.; and that by water in ships,
barges, and boats, of various sizes and denominations. But, as
all these methods of
conveyance are formed on the same
principles, they agree so well together, that it is fully
sufficient to
comprehend them all in the general view, without
descending to such minute particulars as would
distinguish one
method from another.
Common to all of these is one general principle that, as the
goods to be conveyed are usually the larger, so they are to be
chiefly considered in the
conveyance; the owner being indeed
little more than an appendage to his trunk, or box, or bale, or
at best a small part of his own
baggage, very little care is to
be taken in stowing or packing them up with
convenience to
himself; for the
conveyance is not of passengers and goods, but
of goods and passengers.
Secondly, from this
conveyance arises a new kind of relation, or
rather of subjection, in the society, by which the passenger
becomes bound in
allegiance to his conveyer. This
allegiance is
indeed only
temporary and local, but the most
absolute during its
continuance of any known in Great Britain, and, to say truth,
scarce
consistent with the liberties of a free people, nor could
it be reconciled with them, did it not move
downwards; a
circumstance
universally apprehended to be incompatible to all
kinds of
slavery; for Aristotle in his Politics hath proved
abundantly to my
satisfaction that no men are born to be slaves,
except barbarians; and these only to such as are not themselves
barbarians; and indeed Mr. Montesquieu hath carried it very
little farther in the case of the Africans; the real truth being
that no man is born to be a slave, unless to him who is able to
make him so.
Thirdly, this subjection is
absolute, and consists of a perfect
resignation both of body and soul to the
disposal of another;
after which
resignation, during a certain time, his subject
retains no more power over his own will than an Asiatic slave, or
an English wife, by the laws of both countries, and by the
customs of one of them. If I should mention the
instance of a
stage-coachman, many of my readers would recognize the truth of
what I have here observed; all, indeed, that ever have been under
the
dominion of that
tyrant, who in this free country is as
absolute as a Turkish bashaw. In two particulars only his power
is
defective; he cannot press you into his service, and if you
enter yourself at one place, on condition of being discharged at
a certain time at another, he is obliged to perform his
agreement, if God permit, but all the
intermediate time you are
absolutely under his government; he carries you how he will, when
he will, and whither he will, provided it be not much out of the
road; you have nothing to eat or to drink, but what, and when,
and where he pleases. Nay, you cannot sleep unless he pleases
you should; for he will order you sometimes out of bed at
midnight and hurry you away at a moment's
warning: indeed, if
you can sleep in his
vehicle he cannot prevent it; nay, indeed,
to give him his due, this he is
ordinarily disposed to encourage:
for the earlier he forces yon to rise in the morning, the more
time he will give you in the heat of the day, sometimes even six
hours at an ale-house, or at their doors, where he always gives
you the same
indulgence which he allows himself; and for this he
is generally very
moderate in his demands. I have known a whole
bundle of passengers charged no more than half-a-crown for being
suffered to remain quiet at an ale-house door for above a whole
hour, and that even in the hottest day in summer. But as this
kind of
tyranny, though it hath escaped our political writers,
hath been I think touched by our
dramatic, and is more trite
among the generality of readers; and as this and all other kinds
of such subjection are alike unknown to my friends, I will quit
the passengers by land, and treat of those who travel by water;
for
whatever is said on this subject is
applicable to both alike,
and we may bring them together as closely as they are brought in
the liturgy, when they are recommended to the prayers of all
Christian congregations; and (which I have often thought very
remarkable) where they are joined with other
miserable wretches,
such as women in labor, people in
sickness, infants just born,
prisoners and captives. Goods and passengers are conveyed by
water in
diversvehicles, the
principal of which being a ship, it
shall
suffice to mention that alone. Here the
tyrant doth not
derive his title, as the stage-coachman doth, from the
vehicleitself in which he stows his goods and passengers, but he is
called the captain--a word of such various use and uncertain
signification, that it seems very difficult to fix any positive
idea to it: if, indeed, there be any general meaning which may
comprehend all its different uses, that of the head or chief of
any body of men seems to be most
capable of this comprehension;
for whether they be a company of soldiers, a crew of sailors, or
a gang of rogues, he who is at the head of them is always styled
the captain.
The particular
tyrant whose fortune it was to stow us
aboard laid
a farther claim to this appellation than the bare command of a
vehicle of
conveyance. He had been the captain of a privateer,
which he chose to call being in the king's service, and thence
derived a right of hoisting the military
ornament of a cockade
over the
button of his hat. He
likewise wore a sword of no
ordinary length by his side, with which he swaggered in his
cabin, among the wretches his passengers, whom he had stowed in
cupboards on each side. He was a person of a very singular
character. He had taken it into his head that he was a
gentleman, from those very reasons that proved he was not one;
and to show himself a fine gentleman, by a
behavior which seemed
to
insinuate he had never seen one. He was,
moreover, a man of
gallantry; at the age of seventy he had the finicalness of Sir
Courtly Nice, with the roughness of Surly; and, while he was deaf
himself, had a voice
capable of deafening all others.
Now, as I saw myself in danger by the delays of the captain, who
was, in
reality,
waiting for more
freight, and as the wind had
been long nested, as it were, in the
southwest, where it
constantly blew hurricanes, I began with great reason to
apprehend that our
voyage might be long, and that my belly, which
began already to be much
extended, would require the water to be
let out at a time when no
assistance was at hand; though, indeed,
the captain comforted me with assurances that he had a pretty
young fellow on board who acted as his
surgeon, as I found he
likewise did as
steward, cook,
butler, sailor. In short, he had
as many offices as Scrub in the play, and went through them all
with great
dexterity; this of
surgeon was, perhaps, the only one
in which his skill was somewhat deficient, at least that branch
of tapping for the dropsy; for he very ingenuously and modestly
confessed he had never seen the operation performed, nor was