is to run up it with a spyglass. But you must be hungry, and
I am sure the dinner is cooked. Come in, my friends; it is but
a rough place, but well enough for these
savage parts; and I
can tell you what, we have got -- a French cook.' And he led
the way on to the
veranda.
As I was following him, and wondering what on earth he could
mean by this, there suddenly appeared, through the door that
opened on to the
veranda from the house, a dapper little man,
dressed in a neat blue cotton suit, with shoes made of tanned
hide, and
remarkable for a bustling air and most
enormous black
mustachios, shaped into an
upward curve, and coming to a point
for all the world like a pair of buffalo-horns.
'Madame bids me for to say that dinnar is sarved. Messieurs,
my compliments;' then suddenly perceiving Umslopogaas, who was
loitering along after us and playing with his battleaxe, he threw
up his hands in
astonishment. 'Ah, mais quel homme!' he ejaculated
in French, 'quel sauvage affreux! Take but note of his huge
choppare and the great pit in his head.'
'Ay,' said Mr Mackenzie; 'what are you talking about, Alphonse?'
'Talking about!' replied the little Frenchman, his eyes still
fixed upon Umslopogaas, whose general appearance seemed to fascinate
him; 'why I talk of him' -- and he
rudelypointed -- 'of ce
monsieur noir.'
At this everybody began to laugh, and Umslopogaas, perceiving
that he was the object of remark, frowned ferociously, for he
had a most
lordlydislike of anything like a personal liberty.
'Parbleu!' said Alphonse, 'he is angered -- he makes the grimace.
I like not his air. I vanish.' And he did with
considerable rapidity.
Mr Mackenzie joined
heartily in the shout of
laughter which we
indulged in. 'He is a queer
character -- Alphonse,' he said.
'By and by I will tell you his history; in the
meanwhile let
us try his cooking.'
'Might I ask,' said Sir Henry, after we had eaten a most excellent
dinner, 'how you came to have a French cook in these wilds?'
'Oh,' answered Mrs Mackenzie, 'he arrived here of his own accord
about a year ago, and asked to be taken into our service.
He had got into some trouble in France, and fled to Zanzibar,
where he found an
application had been made by the French Government
for his extradition. Whereupon he rushed off up-country, and
fell in, when nearly starved, with our
caravan of men, who were
bringing us our
annual supply of goods, and was brought on here.
You should get him to tell you the story.'
When dinner was over we lit our pipes, and Sir Henry proceeded
to give our host a
description of our journey up here, over which
he looked very grave.
'It is
evident to me,' he said, 'that those rascally Masai are
following you, and I am very
thankful that you have reached this
house in safety. I do not think that they will dare to attack
you here. It is
unfortunate, though, that nearly all my men
have gone down to the coast with ivory and goods. There are
two hundred of them in the
caravan, and the
consequence is that
I have not more than twenty men
available for
defensive purposes
in case they should attack us. But, still, I will just give
a few orders;' and,
calling a black man who was loitering about
outside in the garden, he went to the window, and addressed him
in a Swahili
dialect. The man listened, and then saluted and
departed.
'I am sure I devoutly hope that we shall bring no such calamity
upon you,' said I,
anxiously, when he had taken his seat again.
'Rather than bring those bloodthirsty villains about your ears,
we will move on and take our chance.'
'You will do nothing of the sort. If the Masai come, they come,
and there is an end on it; and I think we can give them a pretty
warm greeting. I would not show any man the door for all the
Masai in the world.'
'That reminds me,' I said, 'the Consul at Lamu told me that he
had had a letter from you, in which you said that a man had arrived
here who reported that he had come across a white people in the
interior. Do you think that there was any truth in his story?
I ask, because I have once or twice in my life heard rumours
from natives who have come down from the far north of the existence
of such a race.'
Mr Mackenzie, by way of answer, went out of the room and returned,
bringing with him a most curious sword. It was long, and all
the blade, which was very thick and heavy, was to within a quarter
of an inch of the cutting edge worked into an
ornamental pattern
exactly as we work soft wood with a fret-saw, the steel, however,
being
invariably pierced in such a way as not to
interfere with
the strength of the sword. This in itself was
sufficiently curious,
but what was still more so was that all the edges of the hollow
spaces cut through the substance of the blade were most beautifully
inlaid with gold, which was in some way that I cannot understand
welded on to the steel {Endnote 5}.
'There,' said Mr Mackenzie, 'did you ever see a sword like that?'
We all examined it and shook our heads.
'Well, I have got it to show you, because this is what the man
who said he had seen the white people brought with him, and because
it does more or less give an air of truth to what I should otherwise
have set down as a lie. Look here; I will tell you all that
I know about the matter, which is not much. One afternoon, just
before
sunset, I was sitting on the
veranda, when a poor, miserable,
starved-looking man came limping up and squatted down before
me. I asked him where he came from and what he wanted, and thereon
he plunged into a long rambling
narrative about how he belonged
to a tribe far in the north, and how his tribe was destroyed
by another tribe, and he with a few other survivors
driven still
further north past a lake named Laga. Thence, it appears, he
made his way to another lake that lay up in the mountains, "a
lake without a bottom" he called it, and here his wife and brother
died of an
infectioussickness -- probably
smallpox -- whereon
the people drove him out of their villages into the
wilderness,
where he wandered
miserably over mountains for ten days, after
which he got into dense thorn forest, and was one day found there
by some white men who were
hunting, and who took him to a place
where all the people were white and lived in stone houses. Here
he remained a week shut up in a house, till one night a man with
a white beard, whom he understood to be a "medicine-man", came
and inspected him, after which he was led off and taken through
the thorn forest to the confines of the
wilderness, and given
food and this sword (at least so he said), and turned loose.'
'Well,' said Sir Henry, who had been listening with breathless
interest, 'and what did he do then?'
'Oh! he seems, according to his
account, to have gone through
sufferings and hardships
innumerable, and to have lived for weeks
on roots and berries, and such things as he could catch and kill.
But somehow he did live, and at last by slow degrees made his
way south and reached this place. What the details of his journey
were I never
learnt, for I told him to return on the morrow,
bidding one of my headmen look after him for the night. The
headman took him away, but the poor man had the itch so badly
that the headman's wife would not have him in the hut for fear
of catching it, so he was given a blanket and told to sleep outside.
As it happened, we had a lion
hanging about here just then,
and most unhappily he winded this
unfortunatewanderer, and,
springing on him, bit his head almost off without the people
in the hut
knowing anything about it, and there was an end of
him and his story about the white people; and whether or no there
is any truth in it is more than I can tell you. What do you