The plan seemed a sound one; a difficulty in its
execution suggested itself to Jerton.
"Of course," said the lady, when he hinted at the
obstacle, "there's my fare back to town, and my bill here
and cabs and things. If you'll lend me three pounds that
ought to see me through
comfortably. Thanks ever so.
Then there is the question of that
luggage: I don't want
to be saddled with that for the rest of my life. I'll
have it brought down to the hall and you can
pretend to
mount guard over it while I'm
writing a letter. Then I
shall just slip away to the station, and you can wander
off to the smoking-room, and they can do what they like
with the things. They'll
advertise them after a bit and
the owner can claim them."
Jerton acquiesced in the
manoeuvre, and duly mounted
guard over the
luggage while its
temporary owner slipped
unobtrusively out of the hotel. Her
departure was not,
however,
altogether unnoticed. Two gentlemen were
strolling past Jerton, and one of them remarked to the
other:
"Did you see that tall young woman in grey who went
out just now? She is the Lady - "
His
promenade carried him out of earshot at the
critical moment when he was about to
disclose the elusive
identity. The Lady Who? Jerton could scarcely run after
a total stranger, break into his conversation, and ask
him for information
concerning a chance passer-by.
Besides, it was
desirable that he should keep up the
appearance of looking after the
luggage. In a minute or
two, however, the important
personage, the man who knew,
came strolling back alone. Jerton summoned up all his
courage and waylaid him.
"I think I heard you say you knew the lady who went
out of the hotel a few minutes ago, a tall lady, dressed
in grey. Excuse me for asking if you could tell me her
name; I've been talking to her for half an hour; she - er
- she knows all my people and seems to know me, so I
suppose I've met her somewhere before, but I'm blest if I
can put a name to her. Could you - ?"
"Certainly. She's a Mrs. Stroope."
"MRS.?" queried Jerton.
"Yes, she's the Lady Champion at golf in my part of
the world. An awful good sort, and goes about a good
deal in Society, but she has an
awkward habit of losing
her memory every now and then, and gets into all sorts of
fixes. She's
furious, too, if you make any
allusion to
it afterwards. Good day, sir."
The stranger passed on his way, and before Jerton
had had time to
assimilate his information he found his
whole attention centred on an angry-looking lady who was
making loud and fretful-seeming inquiries of the hotel
clerks.
"Has any
luggage been brought here from the station
by mistake, a dress-basket and dressing-case, with the
name Kestrel-Smith? It can't be traced
anywhere. I saw
it put in at Victoria, that I'll swear. Why - there is
my
luggage! and the locks have been tampered with!"
Jerton heard no more. He fled down to the Turkish
bath, and stayed there for hours.
THE STALLED OX
THEOPHIL ESHLEY was an artist by
profession, a
cattle
painter by force of
environment. It is not to be
supposed that he lived on a ranche or a dairy farm, in an
atmosphere pervaded with horn and hoof, milking-stool,
and branding-iron. His home was in a park-like, villa-
dotted district that only just escaped the
reproach of
being
suburban. On one side of his garden there abutted
a small,
picturesquemeadow, in which an enterprising
neighbour pastured some small
picturesque cows of the
Channel Island
persuasion. At
noonday in summertime the
cows stood knee-deep in tall
meadow-grass under the shade
of a group of
walnut trees, with the
sunlight falling in
dappled patches on their mouse-sleek coats. Eshley had
conceived and executed a
dainty picture of two reposeful
milch-cows in a
setting of
walnut tree and
meadow-grass
and filtered
sunbeam, and the Royal Academy had duly
exposed the same on the walls of its Summer Exhibition.
The Royal Academy encourages
orderly, methodical habits
in its children. Eshley had painted a successful and
acceptable picture of cattle drowsing
picturesquely under
walnut trees, and as he had begun, so, of necessity, he
went on. His "Noontide Peace," a study of two dun cows
under a
walnut tree, was followed by "A Mid-day
Sanctuary," a study of a
walnut tree, with two dun cows
under it. In due
succession there came "Where the Gad-
Flies Cease from Troubling," "The Haven of the Herd," and
"A-dream in Dairyland," studies of
walnut trees and dun
cows. His two attempts to break away from his own
tradition were signal failures: "Turtle Doves alarmed by
Sparrow-hawk" and "Wolves on the Roman Campagna" came
back to his
studio in the guise of
abominable heresies,
and Eshley climbed back into grace and the public gaze
with "A Shaded Nook where Drowsy Milkers Dream."
On a fine afternoon in late autumn he was putting
some finishing touches to a study of
meadow weeds when
his neighbour, Adela Pingsford, assailed the outer door
of his
studio with loud peremptory knockings.
"There is an ox in my garden," she announced, in
explanation of the tempestuous intrusion.
"An ox," said Eshley blankly, and rather fatuously;
"what kind of ox?"
"Oh, I don't know what kind," snapped the lady. "A
common or garden ox, to use the slang expression. It is
the garden part of it that I object to. My garden has
just been put straight for the winter, and an ox roaming
about in it won't improve matters. Besides, there are
the chrysanthemums just coming into flower."
"How did it get into the garden?" asked Eshley.
"I imagine it came in by the gate," said the lady
impatiently; "it couldn't have climbed the walls, and I
don't suppose anyone dropped it from an
aeroplane as a
Bovril
advertisement. The immediately important question
is not how it got in, but how to get it out."
"Won't it go?" said Eshley.
"If it was
anxious to go," said Adela Pingsford
rather
angrily, "I should not have come here to chat with
you about it. I'm practically all alone; the housemaid
is having her afternoon out and the cook is lying down
with an attack of neuralgia. Anything that I may have
learned at school or in after life about how to remove a
large ox from a small garden seems to have escaped from
my memory now. All I could think of was that you were a
near neighbour and a cattle
painter,
presumably more or
less familiar with the subjects that you painted, and
that you might be of some slight
assistance. Possibly I