glowed yellow and warm. It was the first time Hoopdriver bad
dared the mysteries of a 'first-class' hotel.' But that night he
was in the mood to dare anything.
"So you found your Young Lady at last," said the ostler of the
Red Hotel; for it chanced he was one of those of whom Hoopdriver
had made inquiries in the afternoon.
"Quite a misunderstanding," said Hoopdriver, with splendid
readiness. "My sister had gone to Bognor But I brought her back
here. I've took a fancy to this place. And the moonlight's simply
dee-vine."
"We've had supper, thenks, and we're tired," said Mr. Hoopdriver.
"I suppose you won't take anything,--Jessie?"
The glory of having her, even as a sister! and to call her Jessie
like that! But he carried it off
splendidly, as he felt himself
bound to admit. "Good-night, Sis," he said, "and pleasant dreams.
I'll just 'ave a look at this paper before I turn in." But this
was living indeed! he told himself.
So gallantly did Mr. Hoopdriver comport himself up to the very
edge of the Most Wonderful Day of all. It had begun early, you
will remember, with a vigil in a little sweetstuff shop next door
to the Angel at Midhurst. But to think of all the things that had
happened since then! He caught himself in the middle of a yawn,
pulled out his watch, saw the time was halfpast eleven, and
marched off, with a fine sense of
heroism, bedward.
THE SURBITON INTERLUDE
XXVI
And here, thanks to the
gloriousinstitution of sleep, comes a
break in the
narrative again. These
absurd young people are
safely tucked away now, their heads full of glowing nonsense,
indeed, but the course of events at any rate is safe from any
fresh developments through their activities for the next eight
hours or more. They are both
sleeping healthily you will perhaps
be astonished to hear. Here is the girl--what girls are coming to
nowadays only Mrs. Lynn Linton can tell!--in company with an
absolute stranger, of low extraction and
uncertain accent,
unchaperoned and unabashed; indeed, now she fancies she is safe,
she is, if anything, a little proud of her own share in these
transactions. Then this Mr. Hoopdriver of yours, roseate idiot
that he is! is in
illegal possession of a
stolenbicycle, a
stolen young lady, and two
stolen names, established with them in
an hotel that is quite beyond his means, and
immensely proud of
himself in a somnolent way for these
incomparable follies. There
are occasions when a moralising
novelist can merely wring his
hands and leave matters to take their course. For all Hoopdriver
knows or cares he may be locked up the very first thing to-morrow
morning for the rape of the cycle. Then in Bognor, let alone that
melancholy
vestige, Bechamel (with whom our dealings are, thank
Goodness! over), there is a Coffee Tavern with a steak Mr.
Hoopdriver ordered, done to a
cinder long ago, his American-cloth
parcel in a bedroom, and his own proper
bicycle, by way of
guarantee, carefully locked up in the hayloft. To-morrow he will
be a Mystery, and they will be looking for his body along the sea
front. And so far we have never given a glance at the desolate
home in Surbiton, familiar to you no doubt through the
medium of
illustrated interviews, where the
unhappystepmother--
That
stepmother, it must be explained, is quite well known to
you. That is a little surprise I have prepared for you. She is
'Thomas Plantagenet,' the
gifted authoress of that witty and
daring book, "A Soul Untrammelled," and quite an excellent woman
in her way,--only it is such a
crooked way. Her real name is
Milton. She is a widow and a
charming one, only ten years older
than Jessie, and she is always careful to
dedicate her more
daring works to the 'sacred memory of my husband' to show that
there's nothing personal, you know, in the matter. Considering
her
literaryreputation (she was always
speaking of herself as
one I martyred for truth,' because the critics advertised her
written indecorums in
column long 'slates'),--considering her
literaryreputation, I say, she was one of the most respectable
women it is possible to imagine. She furnished
correctly, dressed
correctly, had
severe notions of whom she might meet, went to
church, and even at times took the sacrament in some esoteric
spirit. And Jessie she brought up so carefully that she never
even let her read "A Soul Untrammelled." Which,
therefore,
naturally enough, Jessie did, and went on from that to a feast of
advanced
literature. Mrs. Milton not only brought up Jessie
carefully, but very slowly, so that at seventeen she was still a
clever
schoolgirl (as you have seen her) and quite in the
background of the little
literarycircle of unimportant
celebrities which 'Thomas Plantagenet' adorned. Mrs. Milton knew
Bechamel's
reputation of being a dangerous man; but then bad men
are not bad women, and she let him come to her house to show she
was not afraid--she took no
account of Jessie. When the elopement
came,
therefore, it was a double
disappointment to her, for she
perceived his hand by a kind of
instinct. She did the correct
thing. The correct thing, as you know, is to take hansom cabs,
regardless of expense, and weep and say you do not know WHAT to
do, round the
circle of your
confidential friends. She could not
have
ridden nor wept more had Jessie been her own daughter--she
showed the properest spirit. And she not only showed it, but felt
it.
Mrs. Milton, as a successful little authoress and still more
successful widow of thirty-two,--"Thomas Plantagenet is a
charming woman," her reviewers used to write
invariably, even if
they spoke ill of her,--found the steady growth of Jessie into
womanhood an unmitigated
nuisance and had been
willing enough to
keep her in the
background. And Jessie--who had started this
intercourse at fourteen with
abstract objections to
stepmothers--had been active enough in resenting this. Increasing
rivalry and antagonism had
sprung up between them, until they
could engender quite a vivid
hatred from a dropped hairpin or the
cutting of a book with a sharpened knife. There is very little
deliberate wickedness in the world. The stupidity of our
selfishness gives much the same results indeed, but in the
ethical
laboratory it shows a different nature. And when the
disaster came, Mrs. Milton's
remorse for their
gradual loss of
sympathy and her share in the losing of it, was
genuine enough.
You may imagine the comfort she got from her friends, and how
West Kensington and Notting Hill and Hampstead, the
literarysuburbs, those
decent penitentiaries of a once Bohemian calling,
hummed with the business, Her 'Men'--as a
charmingliterary lady
she had, of course, an organised corps--were
immensely excited,
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their ideals of their various dispositions required them to be.
"Any news of Jessie?" was the
patheticopening of a dozen
melancholy but interesting conversations. To her Men she was not
perhaps so damp as she was to her women friends, but in a quiet
way she was even more
touching. For three days, Wednesday that
is, Thursday, and Friday, nothing was heard of the fugitives. It
was known that Jessie, wearing a
patentcostume with buttonup
skirts, and mounted on a diamond frame safety with Dunlops, and a
loofah covered
saddle, had
ridden forth early in the morning,
taking with her about two pounds seven shillings in money, and a
grey touring case packed, and there, save for a brief note to her
stepmother,--a
declaration of
independence, it was said, an
assertion of her Ego containing
extensive and very annoying
quotations from "A Soul Untrammelled," and giving no definite
intimation of her plans--knowledge ceased. That note was shown to
few, and then only in the strictest confidence.
But on Friday evening late came a
breathless Man Friend, Widgery,
a
correspondent of hers, who had heard of her trouble among the
first. He had been touring in Sussex,--his knapsack was still on
his back,--and he testified
hurriedly that at a place called
Midhurst, in the bar of an hotel called the Angel, he had heard
from a barmaid a vivid
account of a Young Lady in Grey.
Descriptions tallied. But who was the man in brown?"The poor,