Things, you see, have jarred a little, and they ride on their way
together with a certain aloofness of manner that promises ill for
the
orthodox development of the Adventure. He perceives he was
too
precipitate. But he feels his honour is involved, and
meditates the development of a new attack. And the girl? She is
unawakened. Her motives are bookish, written by a haphazard
syndicate of authors, novelists, and biographers, on her white
inexperience. An
artificial oversoul she is, that may presently
break down and reveal a human being beneath it. She is still in
that
schoolgirl phase when a talkative old man is more
interesting than a tongue-tied young one, and when to be an
eminent mathematician, say, or to edit a daily paper, seems as
fine an
ambition as any girl need
aspire to. Bechaniel was to
have helped her to
attain that in the most expeditious manner,
and here he is beside her, talking enigmatical
phrases about
passion, looking at her with the oddest expression, and once, and
that was his gravest offence,
offering to kiss her. At any rate
he has apologised. She still scarcely realises, you see, the
scrape she has got into.
THE ENCOUNTER AT MIDHURST
XVII
We left Mr. Hoopdriver at the door of the little tea, toy, and
tobacco shop. You must not think that a
strain is put on
coincidence when I tell you that next door to Mrs. Wardor's--that
was the name of the bright-eyed, little old lady with whom Mr.
Hoopdriver had stopped--is the Angel Hotel, and in the Angel
Hotel, on the night that Mr. Hoopdriver reached Midhurst, were
'Mr.' and 'Miss' Beaumont, our Bechamel and Jessie Milton.
Indeed, it was a highly
probable thing; for if one goes through
Guildford, the choice of
southward roads is
limited; you may go
by Petersfield to Portsmouth, or by Midhurst to Chichester, in
addition to which highways there is nothing for it but minor
roadways to Petworth or Pulborough, and cross-cuts Brightonward.
And coming to Midhurst from the north, the Angel's entrance lies
yawning to engulf your highly
respectable cyclists, while Mrs.
Wardor's
genial teapot is
equallyattractive to those who weigh
their means in little scales. But to people
unfamiliar with the
Sussex roads--and such were the three persons of this story--the
convergence did not appear to be so inevitable.
Bechamel, tightening his chain in the Angel yard after dinner,
was the first to be aware of their
reunion. He saw Hoopdriver
walk slowly across the
gateway, his head enhaloed in cigarette
smoke, and pass out of sight up the street. Incontinently a mass
of cloudy
uneasiness, that had been
partly dispelled during the
day, reappeared and concentrated rapidly into
definitesuspicion.
He put his screw
hammer into his pocket and walked through the
archway into the street, to settle the business
forthwith, for he
prided himself on his decision. Hoopdriver was merely
promenading, and they met face to face.
At the sight of his
adversary, something between
disgust and
laughter seized Mr. Hoopdriver and for a moment destroyed his
animosity. "'Ere we are again!" he said, laughing insincerely in
a sudden
outbreak at the perversity of chance.
The other man in brown stopped short in Mr. Hoopdriver's way,
staring. Then his face assumed an expression of dangerous
civility. "Is it any information to you," he said, with
immensepoliteness, "when I remark that you are following us?"
Mr. Hoopdriver, for some occult reason, resisted his
characteristic
impulse to apologise. He wanted to annoy.the other
man in brown, and a
sentence that had come into his head in a
previous
rehearsal cropped up appropriately. "Since when," said
Mr. Hoopdriver, catching his
breath, yet bringing the question
out
valiantly, nevertheless,--"since when 'ave you purchased the
county of Sussex?"
"May I point out," said the other man in brown, "that I object--
we object not only to your proximity to us. To be frank--you
appear to be following us--with an object."
"You can always," said Mr. Hoopdriver, "turn round if you don't
like it, and go back the way you came."
"Oh-o!" said the other man in brown. "THAT'S it! I thought as
much."
"Did you?" said Mr. Hoopdriver, quite at sea, but rising pluckily
to the unknown occasion. What was the man driving at?
"I see," said the other man. "I see. I half suspected--" His
manner changed
abruptly to a quality suspiciously friendly. "Yes-
-a word with you. You will, I hope, give me ten minutes."
Wonderful things were dawning on Mr. Hoopdriver. What did the
other man take him for? Here at last was reality! He hesitated.
Then he thought of an
admirablephrase. "You 'ave some
communication--"
"We'll call it a communication," said the other man.
"I can spare you the ten minutes," said Mr. Hoopdriver, with
dignity.
"This way, then," said the other man in brown, and they walked
slowly down the North Street towards the Grammar School. There
was, perhaps, thirty seconds' silence. The other man stroked his
moustache
nervously. Mr. Hoopdriver's
dramatic instincts were now
fully awake. He did not quite understand in what role he was
cast, but it was
evidently something dark and
mysterious. Doctor
Conan Doyle, Victor Hugo, and Alexander Dumas were well within
Mr. Hoopdriver's range of
reading, and he had not read them for
nothing.
"I will be
perfectly frank with you," said the other man in
brown.
"Frankness is always the best course," said Mr. Hoopdriver.
"Well, then--who the devil set you on this business?"
"Set me ON this business?"
"Don't
pretend to be
stupid. Who's your
employer? Who engaged you
for this job?"
"Well," said Mr. Hoopdriver, confused. "No--I can't say."
"Quite sure?" The other man in brown glanced meaningly down at
his hand, and Mr. Hoopdriver, following him
mechanically, saw a
yellow milled edge glittering in the
twilight. Now your shop
assistant is just above the tip-receiving class, and only just
above it--so that he is acutely
sensitive on the point.
Mr. Hoopdriver flushed hotly, and his eyes were angry as he met
those of the other man in brown. "Stow it!" said Mr. Hoopdriver,
stopping and facing the tempter.
"What!" said the other man in brown, surprised. "Eigh?" And so
saying he stowed it in his
breeches pocket.
"D'yer think I'm to be bribed?" said Mr. Hoopdriver, whose
imagination was rapidly expanding the situation. "By Gosh! I'd
follow you now--"
"My dear sir," said the other man in brown, "I beg your
pardon. I
misunderstood you. I really beg your
pardon. Let us walk on. In
your profession--"
"What have you got to say against my profession?"
"Well, really, you know. There are
detectives of an inferior
description--watchers. The whole class. Private Inquiry--I did
not realise--I really trust you will
overlook what was, after
all--you must admit--a natural indiscretion. Men of honour are
not so common in the world--in any profession."
It was lucky for Mr. Hoopdriver that in Midhurst they do not
light the lamps in the summer time, or the one they were passing
had betrayed him. As it was, he had to
snatch suddenly at his
moustache and tug
fiercely at it, to
conceal the
furious tumult
of
exultation, the
passion of
laughter, that came boiling up.
Detective! Even in the shadow Bechamel saw that a laugh was
stifled, but he put it down to the fact that the
phrase "men of
honour" amused his interlocutor. "He'll come round yet," said
Bechamel to himself. "He's simply
holding out for a fiver." He
coughed.
"I don't see that it hurts you to tell me who your
employer is."
"Don't you? I do."