(overlooking a jolt or so), and far away, at the end of it
all,--the sea.
What mattered a fly or so in the dawn of these delights? Perhaps
he had been dashed a minute by the
shamefulepisode of the Young
Lady in Grey, and perhaps the memory of it was making itself a
little lair in a corner of his brain from which it could distress
him in the retrospect by suggesting that he looked like a fool;
but for the present that trouble was
altogether in abeyance. The
man in drab--evidently a swell--had
spoken to him as his equal,
and the knees of his brown suit and the chequered stockings were
ever before his eyes. (Or, rather, you could see the stockings by
carrying the head a little to one side.) And to feel, little by
little, his
mastery over this
delightful,
treacherous machine,
growing and growing! Every half-mile or so his knees reasserted
themselves, and he
dismounted and sat
awhile by the roadside.
It was at a
charming little place between Esher and Cobham, where
a
bridge crosses a
stream, that Mr. Hoopdriver came across the
other cyclist in brown. It is well to notice the fact here,
although the
interview was of the slightest, because it happened
that
subsequently Hoopdriver saw a great deal more of this other
man in brown. The other cyclist in brown had a machine of
dazzling newness, and a punctured pneumatic lay across his knees.
He was a man of thirty or more, with a whitish face, an aquiline
nose, a lank, flaxen moustache, and very fair hair, and he
scowled at the job before him. At the sight of him Mr. Hoopdriver
pulled himself together, and rode by with the air of one born to
the wheel. "A splendid morning," said Mr. Hoopdriver, "and a fine
surface."
"The morning and you and the surface be everlastingly damned!"
said the other man in brown as Hoopdriver receded. Hoopdriver
heard the
mumble and did not
distinguish the words, and he felt a
pleasing sense of having duly asserted the wide
sympathy that
binds all cyclists together, of having behaved himself as becomes
one of the
brotherhood of the wheel. The other man in brown
watched his receding
aspect. "Greasy proletarian," said the other
man in brown, feeling a
propheticdislike. "Got a suit of brown,
the very picture of this. One would think his sole aim in life
had been to caricature me. It's Fortune's way with me. Look at
his insteps on the treadles! Why does Heaven make such men?"
And having lit a cigarette, the other man in brown returned to
the business in hand.
Mr. Hoopdriver worked up the hill towards Cobham to a point that
he felt sure was out of sight of the other man in brown, and then
he
dismounted and pushed his machine; until the proximity of the
village and a proper pride drove him into the
saddle again.
VIII
Beyond Cobham came a
delightfulincident,
delightful, that is, in
its
beginning if a
trifle indeterminate in the retrospect. It was
perhaps
half-way between Cobham and Ripley. Mr. Hoopdriver
dropped down a little hill, where, unfenced from the road, fine
mossy trees and bracken lay on either side; and looking up he saw
an open country before him, covered with
heather and set with
pines, and a yellow road runing across it, and half a mile away
perhaps, a little grey figure by the
wayside waving something
white. "Never!" said Mr. Hoopdriver with his hands tightening on
the handles.
He resumed the treadles, staring away before him, jolted over a
stone, wabbled, recovered, and began riding faster at once, with
his eyes ahead. "It can't be," said Hoopdriver.
He rode his straightest, and kept his pedals
spinning,
albeit a
limp
numbness had resumed possession of his legs." It CAN'T be,"
he
repeated, feeling every moment more
assured that it WAS.
"Lord! I don't know even now," said Mr. Hoopdriver (legs
awhirling), and then, "Blow my legs!"
But he kept on and drew nearer and nearer, breathing hard and
gathering flies like a flypaper. In the
valley he was hidden.
Then the road began to rise, and the
resistance of the pedals
grew. As he crested the hill he saw her, not a hundred yards away
from him. "It's her!" he said. "It's her--right enough. It's the
suit's done it,"--which was truer even than Mr. Hoopdriver
thought. But now she was not waving her
handkerchief, she was not
even looking at him. She was wheeling her machine slowly along
the road towards him, and admiring the pretty
wooded hills
towards Wey
bridge. She might have been
unaware of his existence
for all the
recognition he got.
For a moment
horrible doubts troubled Mr. Hoopdriver. Had that
handkerchief been a dream? Besides which he was deliquescent and
scarlet, and felt so. It must be her coquetry--the
handkerchiefwas indisputable. Should he ride up to her and get off, or get
off and ride up to her? It was as well she didn't look, because
he would certainly capsize if he lifted his cap. Perhaps that was
her
consideration. Even as he hesitated he was upon her. She must
have heard his breathing. He gripped the brake. Steady! His right
leg waved in the air, and he came down heavily and staggering,
but erect. She turned her eyes upon him with
admirable surprise.
Mr. Hoopdriver tried to smile
pleasantly, hold up his machine,
raise his cap, and bow
gracefully. Indeed, he felt that he did as
much. He was a man singularly
devoid of the minutiae of
self-consciousness, and he was quite
unaware of a tail of damp
hair lying across his
forehead, and just
clearing his eyes, and
of the general
disorder of his coiffure. There was an
interrogative pause.
"What can I have the pleasure--" began Mr. Haopdriver,
insinuatingly. "I mean" (remembering his
emancipation and
abruptly assuming his most
aristocratic intonation), "can I be of
any
assistance to you?"
The Young Lady in Grey bit her lower lip and said very prettily,
"None, thank you." She glanced away from him and made as if she
would proceed.
"Oh!" said Mr. Hoopdriver, taken aback and suddenly crestfallen
again. It was so
unexpected. He tried to grasp the situation. Was
she coquetting? Or had he--?
"Excuse me, one minute," he said, as she began to wheel her
machine again.
"Yes?" she said, stopping and staring a little, with the colour
in her cheeks deepening.
"I should not have alighted if I had not--imagined that you--er,
waved something white--" He paused.
She looked at him
doubtfully. He HAD seen it! She
decided that
he was not an unredeemed rough
takingadvantage of a mistake, but
an
innocent soul meaning well while seeking happiness. "I DID
wave my
handkerchief," she said. "I'm very sorry. I am
expecting--a friend, a gentleman,"--she seemed to flush pink for
a minute. "He is riding a
bicycle and dressed in--in brown; and
at a distance, you know--"
"Oh, quite!" said Mr. Hoopdriver,
bearing up in manly fashion
against his bitter
disappointment. "Certainly."
"I'm
awfully sorry, you know. Troubling you to
dismount, and all
that."
"No trouble. 'Ssure you," said Mr. Hoopdriver,
mechanically and
bowing over his
saddle as if it was a
counter. Somehow he could
not find it in his heart to tell her that the man was beyond
there with a punctured pneumatic. He looked back along the road
and tried to think of something else to say. But the gulf in the
conversation widened rapidly and
hopelessly. "There's nothing
further," began Mr. Hoopdriver
desperately, recurring to his
stock of cliches.
"Nothing, thank you," she said decisively. And immediately, "This
IS the Ripley road?"
"Certainly," said Mr. Hoopdriver. "Ripley is about two miles from
here. According to the mile-stones."
"Thank you," she said warmly. "Thank you so much. I felt sure