clerk - quite an
inexperienced one in fact - out of the respect the
firm had for you, Mr. Pooter. This is, of course, a fact. I don't
suggest that you should speak in too strong terms of your own son's
conduct; but I may add, that had he been a son of mine, I should
have condemned his
interference with no measured terms. That I
leave to you. I think the result will be that Mr. Crowbillon will
see the force of the foolish step he has taken, and our firm will
neither suffer in
dignity nor in pocket."
I could not help thinking what a noble gentleman Mr. Perkupp is.
His manners and his way of
speaking seem to almost
thrill one with
respect.
I said: "Would you like to see the letter before I send it?"
Mr. Perkupp said: "Oh no! I had better not. I am
supposed to
know nothing about it, and I have every confidence in you. You
must write the letter carefully. We are not very busy; you had
better take the morning to-morrow, or the whole day if you like. I
shall be here myself all day to-morrow, in fact all the week, in
case Mr. Crowbillon should call."
I went home a little more
cheerful, but I left word with Sarah that
I could not see either Gowing or Cummings, nor in fact anybody, if
they called in the evening. Lupin came into the parlour for a
moment with a new hat on, and asked my opinion of it. I said I was
not in the mood to judge of hats, and I did not think he was in a
position to buy a new one. Lupin replied
carelessly: "I didn't
buy it; it was a present."
I have such terrible suspicions of Lupin now that I scarcely like
to ask him questions, as I dread the answers so. He, however,
saved me the trouble.
He said: "I met a friend, an old friend, that I did not quite
think a friend at the time; but it's all right. As he
wisely said,
'all is fair in love and war,' and there was no reason why we
should not be friends still. He's a jolly, good, all-round sort of
fellow, and a very
different stamp from that inflated fool of a
Perkupp."
I said: "Hush, Lupin! Do not pray add
insult to
injury."
Lupin said: "What do you mean by
injury? I repeat, I have done no
injury. Crowbillon is simply tired of a
stagnant stick-in-the-mud
firm, and made the change on his own
account. I simply recommended
the new firm as a matter of biz - good old biz!"
I said quietly: "I don't understand your slang, and at my time of
life have no desire to learn it; so, Lupin, my boy, let us change
the subject. I will, if it please you, TRY and be interested in
your new hat adventure."
Lupin said: "Oh! there's nothing much about it, except I have not
once seen him since his marriage, and he said he was very pleased
to see me, and hoped we should be friends. I stood a drink to
cement the friendship, and he stood me a new hat - one of his own."
I said rather
wearily: "But you have not told me your old friend's
name?"
Lupin said, with
affectedcarelessness: "Oh didn't I? Well, I
will. It was MURRAY POSH."
May 14. - Lupin came down late, and
seeing me at home all the
morning, asked the reason of it. Carrie and I both agreed it was
better to say nothing to him about the letter I was
writing, so I
evaded the question.
Lupin went out,
saying he was going to lunch with Murray Posh in
the City. I said I hoped Mr. Posh would provide him with a berth.
Lupin went out laughing,
saying: "I don't mind WEARING Posh's one-
priced hats, but I am not going to SELL them." Poor boy, I fear he
is
perfectly hopeless.
It took me nearly the whole day to write to Mr. Crowbillon. Once
or twice I asked Carrie for suggestions; and although it seems
ungrateful, her suggestions were none of them to the point, while
one or two were
absolutely idiotic. Of course I did not tell her
so. I got the letter off, and took it down to the office for Mr.
Perkupp to see, but he again
repeated that he could trust me.
Gowing called in the evening, and I was obliged to tell him about
Lupin and Mr. Perkupp; and, to my surprise, he was quite inclined
to side with Lupin. Carrie joined in, and said she thought I was
taking much too
melancholy a view of it. Gowing produced a pint
sample-bottle of Madeira, which had been given him, which he said
would get rid of the blues. I dare say it would have done so if
there had been more of it; but as Gowing helped himself to three
glasses, it did not leave much for Carrie and me to get rid of the
blues with.
May 15. - A day of great
anxiety, for I expected every moment a
letter from Mr. Crowbillon. Two letters came in the evening - one
for me, with "Crowbillon Hall" printed in large gold-and-red
letters on the back of the
envelope; the other for Lupin, which I
felt inclined to open and read, as it had "Gylterson, Sons, and Co.
Limited," which was the recommended firm. I trembled as I opened
Mr. Crowbillon's letter. I wrote him sixteen pages, closely
written; he wrote me less than sixteen lines.
His letter was: "Sir, - I
totallydisagree with you. Your son, in
the course of five minutes' conversation, displayed more
intelligence than your firm has done during the last five years. -
Yours
faithfully, Gilbert E. Gillam O. Crowbillon."
What am I to do? Here is a letter that I dare not show to Mr.
Perkupp, and would not show to Lupin for anything. The
crisis had
yet to come; for Lupin arrived, and,
opening his letter, showed a
cheque for 25 pounds as a
commission for the
recommendation of Mr.
Crowbillon, whose custom to Mr. Perkupp is
evidently lost for ever.
Cummings and Gowing both called, and both took Lupin's part.
Cummings went so far as to say that Lupin would make a name yet. I
suppose I was
melancholy, for I could only ask: "Yes, but what
sort of a name?"
May 16. - I told Mr. Perkupp the
contents of the letter in a
modified form, but Mr. Perkupp said: "Pray don't discuss the
matter; it is at an end. Your son will bring his
punishment upon
himself." I went home in the evening, thinking of the hopeless
future of Lupin. I found him in most
extravagant spirits and in
evening dress. He threw a letter on the table for me to read.
To my
amazement, I read that Gylterson and Sons had
absolutelyengaged Lupin at a salary of 200 pounds a year, with other
advantages. I read the letter through three times and thought it
must have been for me. But there it was - Lupin Pooter - plain
enough. I was silent. Lupin said: "What price Perkupp now? You
take my tip, Guv. - 'off' with Perkupp and
freeze on to Gylterson,
the firm of the future! Perkupp's firm? The
stagnant dummies have
been
standing still for years, and now are moving back. I want to
go on. In fact I must go OFF, as I am dining with the Murray Poshs
to-night."
In the exuberance of his spirits he hit his hat with his stick,
gave a loud war "Whoo-oop," jumped over a chair, and took the
liberty of rumpling my hair all over my
forehead, and bounced out
of the room, giving me no chance of reminding him of his age and
the respect which was due to his parent. Gowing and Cummings came
in the evening, and
positively cheered me up with congratulations
respecting Lupin.
Gowing said: "I always said he would get on, and, take my word, he
has more in his head than we three put together."
Carrie said: "He is a second Hardfur Huttle."
CHAPTER XXII.
Master Percy Edgar Smith James. Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us
again and introduces "Spiritual Seances."