I Like to Pretend to Be Like Myself

　　I like to pretend to be like myself.

　　It's harder than you would suppose.

　　I frequently say things that I would say.

　　I often will wear my own clothes.

　　I put on my sneakers and brush my hair

　　exactly the way that I'd do,

　　and sometimes I wear my own underwear

　　and no one has even a clue.

　　I walk just exactly the way I'd walk

　　and go to the places I'd go.

　　I play with the people who play with me

　　and say things that only I'd know.

　　I do a remarkable job sometimes

　　and everyone thinks that I'm me.

　　They can't tell that really I'm not myself,

　　but only pretending to be.

　　So next time you see me I might not be

　　the person you think that you see.

　　I often pretend to be like myself.

　　It's fun to pretend to be me.