Roddy Rapscallion

　　I'm Roddy Rapscallion

　　I'm rowdy and rude.

　　I'm coarse and I'm callous.

　　I'm crabby and crude.

　　I'm gross and uncivil.

　　I'm hardly a joy.

　　There never was known

　　a more boisterous boy.

　　I screech and I squabble.

　　I bellow and bawl.

　　I haven't got friends

　　'cause I argue and brawl.

　　I'm nasty and noxious.

　　I rant and I rave.

　　I'm always in trouble.

　　I never behave.

　　I like to throw tantrums

　　from morning till night.

　　Except when my mom's around;

　　then I'm polite.