Pig

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig.

The man was found guilty and fined.

After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs.Johnson a pig?"

The judge said that was true.

"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.

The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs.Johnson."

　

Psychiatrist's Secretary

"In my office, I just can't win!" lamented the psychiatrist's secretary.

"If I come to work early, I'm anxious. If I'm on time, I'm compulsive. If I'm late, I'm hostile..."

　

Department-store Automatic Answering Machine

"If you are calling to order or send money, press 5."

"If you are calling to register a complaint, press 64-59834822955392."

"Have a good day."
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