New year's resolution I Will NotDrink more than fourteen alcohol units a week.Smoke.Waste money on: ...
2009-10-03
Tuesday 3 January9st 4 (terrifying slide into obesity — why? why?), alcohol units 6 (excellent), cig...
11.45 p.m. Ugh. First day of New Year has been day of horror. Cannot quite believe I am once again s...
JANUARYAn Exceptionally Bad StartSunday 1 January9st 3 (but post-Christmas), alcohol units 14 (but e...
Thursday 5 January9st 3 (excellent progress — 21b of fat spontaneously combusted through joy and sex...
Wednesday 4 January9st 5 (state of emergency now as if fat has been stored in capsule form over Chri...
Friday 6 January5.45 p.m. Could not be more joyous. Computer messaging re: presence or otherwise of ...
Sunday 15 January9st (excellent), alcohol units 0, cigarettes 29 (v.v. bad, esp. in 2 hours), calori...
Monday 9 January9st 2, alcoholunits 4, cigarettes 29, calories 770(v.g. but at what price?).Nightmar...
Tuesday 24 JanuaryHeaven-sent day. At 5.30, like a gift from God, Daniel appeared, sat himself on th...
Sunday 5 FebruaryStill no word from Daniel. Cannot face thought of entire Sunday stretching ahead wi...
Wednesday 1 February9 st, alcohol units 9, cigarettes 28 (but will soon give up for Lent so might as...
Thursday 9 February9st 2 (extra fat presumably caused by winter whale blubber), alcohol units 4, cig...