A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

关键字:笑话幽默
生词表:

• frantically [´fræntikəli] ad.狂暴地，疯狂地 六级词汇
• pregnant [´pregnənt] a.怀孕的；含蓄的 六级词汇