Friends, family and co-workers: I think you're fabulous - just not quite as fabulous as you think you are.

朋友、家人和同事们：我觉得你们很棒──只不过没有你们自认为的那么棒而已。

Consider your Facebook status updates:

看看你们的Facebook状态更新：

Best gift ever from the best husband ever.

来自史上最好老公的史上最好的礼物。

Swam 30 minutes at a very fast time despite the large amount of Chardonnay served to me on the plane last night.

以很快的速度游了30分钟，尽管昨天晚上在飞机上喝了不少霞多丽酒（Chardonnay）。

Got my first royalty check for my book!

拿到了我那本书的第一张版税支票！

Sunset sail. Turned into a moonlight sail. Shooting stars everywhere