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All-purpose Dissolvent （万能溶剂） 　　A young man saw Edison, said : “I wanna(=want to ) develo...

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In The Air

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy(吝啬) and hated spending money. One day a...

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All-night Duty

All-night DutyA police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of ...

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英语沙龙-开心乐园-01

The man is looking for itA little boy came home with a five－dollar bill and said he found it．“Are yo...

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英语沙龙-开心乐园-02

These are my jeansAfter going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself－－especially when she ...

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英语沙龙-开心乐园-05

Driving carFather：“Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right－hand turn．”Susie：“That' s okay，Dad，the...

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英语沙龙-开心乐园-04

Humor Mother：“Susie，every time you misbehave，I get another gray hair．”Susie：“Gosh，mom，you must have...

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英语沙龙-开心乐园-03

Lift An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby and pushed a button for elevator service...

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英语沙龙-开心乐园-07

Now I can go home One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if ...

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英语沙龙-开心乐园-06

Not Necessary To Answer Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second que...

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英语沙龙-开心乐园-10

H o n e s t yA man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer．The following exchange takes pla...

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英语沙龙-开心乐园-09

The Things Kids Say One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm1) a mother was tucking her sm...

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英语沙龙-开心乐园-08

Don’t tell her Two twins went to the kindergarten．“Who's the elder and who's the younger one？” aske...

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英语沙龙-开心乐园-11

You don’t have to pay for lightningTeacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and elec...

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英语沙龙-开心乐园-13

Nice TryMy wife and I were stopped by a state policeman. He started to write up a speeding ticket. M...

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