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1. She Didn't Say AnythingA mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were wa...
Jim at SeaJim worked as a cabin-boy on a small steamer. One morning he broke a coffeepot and threw i...
Keep Feeding Him NickelsA mother saw her three-year-old son put a nickle in his mouth and swallowed ...
I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conduct...
The Secret of SuccessAt the insistence of a reporter a wealthy man finally decided to reveal the sec...
One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, &qu...
But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his gr...