leave with many thanks for the favor she had done me, I returned
to the inn, where I found my fellow-travelers just mounting into
their
vehicle. I shook hands with my host and accompanied them
into the coach, which immediately after proceeded on its journey.
[8] These ladies, I believe, by their names, presided over the
leprosy, king's-evil, and scurvy.
CHAPTER IV
Discourses on the road, and a
description of the palace of Death.
We were all silent for some minutes, till, being well
shaken into
our several seats, I opened my mouth first, and
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related what had
happened to me after our
separation in the city we had just left.
The rest of the company, except the grave
female spirit whom our
reader may remember to have refused giving an
account of the
distemper which occasioned her
dissolution, did the same. It
might be
tedious to
relate these at large; we shall
thereforeonly mention a very
remarkable inveteracy which the Surfeit
declared to all the other diseases, especially to the Fever, who,
she said, by the roguery of the porters, received acknowledgments
from
numberless passengers which were due to herself. "Indeed,"
says she, "those cane-headed fellows" (for so she called them,
alluding, I suppose, to their ticket) "are
constantly making such
mistakes; there is no
gratitude in those fellows; for I am sure
they have greater obligations to me than to any other disease,
except the Vapors." These relations were no sooner over than one
of the company informed us we were approaching to the most noble
building he had ever
beheld, and which we
learned from our
coachman was the palace of Death. Its outside, indeed, appeared
extremely
magnificent. Its
structure was of the Gothic order;
vast beyond
imagination, the whole pile consisting of black
marble. Rows of
immense yews form an amphitheater round it of
such
height and
thickness that no ray of the sun ever perforates
this grove, where black
eternal darkness would reign was it not
excluded by
innumerable lamps which are placed in pyramids round
the grove; so that the distant
reflection they cast on the
palace, which is plentifully gilt with gold on the outside, is
inconceivably
solemn. To this I may add the hollow murmur of
winds
constantly heard from the grove, and the very
remote sound
of roaring waters. Indeed, every circumstance seems to conspire
to fill the mind with
horror and
consternation as we approach to
this palace, which we had
scarce time to admire before our
vehicle stopped at the gate, and we were desired to
alight in
order to pay our respects to his most
mortalmajesty (this being
the title which it seems he assumes). The
outward court was full
of soldiers, and, indeed, the whole very much resembled the state
of an
earthlymonarch, only more
magnificent. We passed through
several courts into a vast hall, which led to a spacious
staircase, at the bottom of which stood two pages, with very
grave
countenances, whom I
recollected afterwards to have
formerly been very
eminent undertakers, and were in
reality the
only
dismal faces I saw here; for this palace, so awful and
tremendous without, is all gay and
sprightly within; so that we
soon lost all those
dismal and
gloomy ideas we had
contracted in
approaching it. Indeed, the still silence maintained among the
guards and attendants resembled rather the
stately pomp of
eastern courts; but there was on every face such symptoms of
content and happiness that diffused an air of
cheerfulness all
round. We ascended the
staircase and passed through many noble
apartments whose walls were adorned with various battle-pieces in
tapistry, and which we spent some time in observing. These
brought to my mind those beautiful ones I had in my
lifetime seen
at Blenheim, nor could I prevent my
curiosity from inquiring
where the Duke of Marlborough's victories were placed (for I
think they were almost the only battles of any
eminence I had
read of which I did not meet with); when the
skeleton of a
beef-eater, shaking his head, told me a certain gentleman, one
Lewis XIV, who had great interest with his most
mortalmajesty,
had prevented any such from being hung up there. "Besides," says
he, "his
majesty hath no great respect for that duke, for he
never sent him a subject he could keep from him, nor did he ever
get a single subject by his means but he lost 1000 others for
him." We found the presence-chamber at our entrance very full,
and a buzz ran through it, as in all assemblies, before the
principal figure enters; for his
majesty was not yet come out.
At the bottom of the room were two persons in close
conference,
one with a square black cap on his head, and the other with a
robe embroidered with flames of fire. These, I was informed,
were a judge long since dead, and an inquisitor-general. I
overheard them disputing with great
eagerness whether the one had
hanged or the other burned the most. While I was listening to
this
dispute, which seemed to be in no
likelihood of a speedy
decision, the
emperor entered the room and placed himself between
two figures, one of which was
remarkable for the roughness, and
the other for the beauty of his appearance. These were, it
seems, Charles XII of Sweden and Alexander of Macedon. I was at
too great a distance to hear any of the conversation, so could
only satisfy my
curiosity by contemplating the several personages
present, of whose names I informed myself by a page, who looked
as pale and
meager as any court-page in the other world, but was
somewhat more
modest. He showed me here two or three Turkish
emperors, to whom his most
mortalmajesty seemed to express much
civility. Here were
likewise several of the Roman
emperors,
among whom none seemed so much caressed as Caligula, on
account,
as the page told me, of his pious wish that he could send all the
Romans
hither at one blow. The reader may be perhaps surprised
that I saw no physicians here; as indeed I was myself, till
informed that they were all
departed to the city of Diseases,
where they were busy in an experiment to purge away the
im
mortality of the soul.
It would be
tedious to
recollect the many individuals I saw here,
but I cannot omit a fat figure, well dressed in the French
fashion, who was received with
extraordinary complacence by the
emperor, and whom I imagined to be Lewis XIV himself; but the
page acquainted me he was a
celebrated French cook. We were at
length introduced to the royal presence, and had the honor to
kiss hands. His
majesty asked us a few questions, not very
material to
relate, and soon after
retired. When we returned
into the yard we found our
caravan ready to set out, at which we
all declared ourselves well pleased; for we were sufficiently
tired with the
formality of a court,
notwithstanding its
outwardsplendor and magnificence.
CHAPTER V
The travelers proceed on their journey, and meet several spirits
who are coming into the flesh.
We now came to the banks of the great river Cocytus, where we
quitted our
vehicle, and passed the water in a boat, after which
we were obliged to travel on foot the rest of our journey; and
now we met, for the first time, several passengers traveling to
the world we had left, who informed us they were souls going into
the flesh.
The two first we met were walking arm-in-arm, in very close and
friendly
conference; they informed us that one of them was
intended for a duke, and the other for a hackney-
coachman. As we
had not yet arrived at the place where we were to
deposit our
passions, we were all surprised at the
familiarity which
subsisted between persons of such different degrees; nor could
the grave lady help expressing her
astonishment at it. The
future
coachman then replied, with a laugh, that they had
exchanged lots; for that the duke had with his dukedom drawn a
shrew for a wife, and the
coachman only a single state.
As we proceeded on our journey we met a
solemn spirit walking
alone with great
gravity in his
countenance: our
curiosityinvited us,
notwithstanding his reserve, to ask what lot he had
drawn.
He answered, with a smile, he was to have the
reputation of a
wise man with L100,000 in his pocket, and was practicing the
solemnity which he was to act in the other world. A little
farther we met a company of very merry spirits, whom we imagined
by their mirth to have drawn some
mighty lot, but, on
inquiry,